Dies to Removal

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Oh my god for like a full minute there I was scratching my head going "Is Kijin still mod over there? WTF? How are they allowing him to hand out troll warnings like that after all that's happened?"

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There was a modern event and it was pretty cool. The top 16 is pretty sick player-wise. There is a shitload of Jund-ish decks though (6 in the top 8). There was a pretty big backlash on social media about the lack of coverage. The reasoning was that they have limited resources to spend on coverage, ...

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I'm guessing you mean Celestial Mantle to which I say K-K-K-K-KILLER COMBO

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:monocle: I am at a loss as to what my response to this post should be, so I'll respond to another part of your previous one: why would keeping a dream journal be embarrassing? I know that it's a hassle, but nobody reads it but me. I wrote this big thing, then deleted it. All you need to know is th...

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I am notoriously terrible at figuring a limited format out

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I might bug you with requests for advice in limited sometime

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i guided my friend through duels of the planeswalkers 2013 last night against 3 other AIs playing planechase. he'd never played magic prior to downloading dotp for free, so i was teaching him about how to play well, etc, why cards like glowmoth are completely irrelevant and why an opponent being at...

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4 days, that must be some kind of record

He is gone for actual true reals now, you lot have hurt his feelings.

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Also, why don't you draft M14?

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I should make some videos or stream, would any of you watch a complete mtg random? do people do that? I somewhat consistently top 16/32 900 person PTQ's on mtgo without ever top 8ing, have a meaningless 1850ish Limited rating and probably am really obnoxious to listen to I would watch if it isn't p...

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nobody cares about modern on this forum

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Anyone else notice there was no coverage for it?

Everyone with a twitter account, apparently.

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That feeling in your loins when you turn creatures sideways.

If you have a flaming sensation in your loins I would probably have that looked at.

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obv sarnath'd

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someone please explain this insanity to me as i thought i had fiscally shot my dick off by coveting a foil playset and now it was apparently not at all a bad idea to make that purchase.

GP Detroit

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I am at a loss as to what my response to this post should be, so I'll respond to another part of your previous one: why would keeping a dream journal be embarrassing? I know that it's a hassle, but nobody reads it but me.

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what is a flames of salvation?

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I had a bit of a freaky dream last night where me and my mom were arguing and she kept pulling out a handgun every time I told her she was wrong. After she pulled that for the fifth or so time I grabbed the gun and pushed her to the floor. Then I went and hid the gun in my room and went back down t...

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Considering half my dreams involve fucking women and half involve something terrifying I'm really torn as to if I want to lucid dream/remember my dreams more completely. Damn. Nightmares offer a great opportunity to find out more about yourself, conquer fears and train to handle yourself in shakey ...

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He was also saying he can't remember his dreams for the same reason, but I don't know enough neurology to even begin to know where to start looking that up. I'm pretty sure this is wrong. Though some people have a natural aptitude, for most people their dream recall is terrible whether or not they ...

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Come at me NSA

(They know where I live anyway)

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pernis

That's like a thirty minute bike ride from where I live

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I don't really consider this an anti-joke, but it seemed appropriate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFZE1R1gwiU

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Hmm. It appears I can't seem to stop. This may become problematic.

How do you confuse a blonde?
Paint yourself green, then start humming monotonously while throwing forks at her.

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LOL, I really want to thank for the post for the continuation of the anti-joke chain but I don't want to look like a raging white supremist. Jews have the misfortune that the most offensive thing people tend to think of off-hand involves them in a fairly big way. As jokes tend to spiral quite easil...

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What's worse than rearranging Helen Keller's furniture? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream and smell like burning hair when you put it in an oven. Actually, at that point the Jews would probably no longer be s...

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A man walks in to a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Whoops I edited my post, you caught me

This isn't the biggest gutter thread I'm entitled to my 8th amendment rights

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What's worse than rearranging Helen Keller's furniture?
The holocaust.

What's worse than the Holocaust?
Jews

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So if Spiderman bites a spider, what happens?

The spider mutates into a being with mysterious man-powers, like complaining about foreign arachnids and shamelessly defrauding billions of other spiders.

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I am going to go ahead and disregard all the handegg-related posts.

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Clownfish came here and graced us with awesome icon gifs, so I had to add them

Awesome

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Now I'm going to watch the Hunger Games so I can be in on whatever you guys are talking about with the crossbow.

the movie didn't even have a fucking crossbow in it what

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6 beers is easy mode

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here's your birthday song baguy

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He was also saying he can't remember his dreams for the same reason, but I don't know enough neurology to even begin to know where to start looking that up. I'm pretty sure this is wrong. Though some people have a natural aptitude, for most people their dream recall is terrible whether or not they ...

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I'm on UTC+1, 6 hours ahead. I don't have any plans today, so drop me a line when you're up for it.

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By the way, if it really is baguy's birthday, which I guess it might be, this . Im on my phone so ill read it full tomorrow, sunday. nTonight im drinking 6 beers 3 being pumpkin flavored and prolly texting people It's as much in bad taste and offensive as an online greeting card can be, so I hope y...

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Now I'm going to watch the Hunger Games so I can be in on whatever you guys are talking about with the crossbow.

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At least a handful do. And I'd say one is almost an 7.5/10. It's shocking.

You better put a ring on that shit before she gets away!

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