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When it ETBs, destroy target underwear and put an 0/1 shit stain token into play.

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I don't know what'd I do with three kids.

I don't know what I'd do with one kid.

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Is that three kids or four now?

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UR Delver? I must be behind, I thought the Delver list was mono U. What's the UR list?

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We used to have one little shithead who would take his opponent's deck and mash the two halves together as hard as he could just to be a troll. Haven't seen him in a while. We've got a few regulars who are really good at not putting up with bullshit. They probably had a talk with him out back.

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Paper stencils for screen printing numbers on jerseys. Getting ready for baseball season. A little piece I needed to keep was about to blow away and I reached in there to pick it up, and I got my finger in the way of the lens. instant second degree burn. But yeah, saying "I burned myself with a...

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I'm fucking hardcore. I wasn't using it properly and I deserved it because I had my hand in there.

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I burned myself with a laser cutter today.

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I love when shit like that works out. Feels good, man.

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The bed, Dax. Get the bed.

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Didn't someone else try to press gang us into a forum when we were about to leave Sally? EDIT: Checked. It was Russian Alara recruiting for the Magecraft forums. ( http://magic.yourg33k.com/index.php ) :no: Onar. That guy tried to hire me on as his vintage mod when I'd never even visited his forum ...

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Didn't someone else try to press gang us into a forum when we were about to leave Sally?

EDIT: Checked. It was Russian Alara recruiting for the Magecraft forums. (http://magic.yourg33k.com/index.php)

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There's a Modern event twice a month in my town and everyone is packing heat. Last time I went I saw Scapeshift, Storm, two Tron decks, America and Jund.

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But he didn't play Kargan Dragonlord...

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And he pulls weird decks out of his ass and goes 3-1 with them.

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If I did something that out of character, half my friends would report my account as hijacked.

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This all sounds wildly over-reactive on his part. I mean, some people really just can't handle having the bubbles around their tiny little paradigms popped by dissenting ideas, and Facebook tends to be a breeding ground for those types of people... Is that normal for your brother or his wife? Becaus...

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I said "Who the fuck is so insecure about their own opinions they have to delete dissenting ones? Can't we have some tolerance for diverse opinions in here?" (She had posted an article that claimed homeschooling didn't teach tolerance for diverse opinions and she said that wasn't true. Th...

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No sir it is not.

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Axel was and still is a douche. Amen to that. He literally had the best rock band on the planet at his fingertips and pissed it all away thanks to his ego. That seemed to be the way of it back then. The vocalist > the band. Most of them had that attitude. Mustaine was a huge prick too. Dude even cl...

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Axel was and still is a douche. Amen to that. He literally had the best rock band on the planet at his fingertips and pissed it all away thanks to his ego. That seemed to be the way of it back then. The vocalist > the band. Most of them had that attitude. Mustaine was a huge prick too. Dude even cl...

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Axel was and still is a douche. Amen to that. He literally had the best rock band on the planet at his fingertips and pissed it all away thanks to his ego. That seemed to be the way of it back then. The vocalist > the band. Most of them had that attitude. Mustaine was a huge prick too. Dude even cl...

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Axel was and still is a douche.

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Admittedly, I don't know what the fuck Axel Rose was thinking wearing white daisy dukes, a leather jacket, and a bandana. It's like one half of him was a bad ass, the other half, a fairy.

That's hair metal.

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Resto Angel is in, I just don't want to update the list until I obtain the cards and update the physical deck. I'll lose track of what's actually in my pile if I do.

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Yeah, I can see that as being problematic. Even if it kills someone its also gotten everyone else's attention.

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I found this Illusions of Grandeur in my box of old cards and I thought of Zedruu.

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Would it be worth a Stoneforge Mystic to have another tutor for Lightning Greaves/Skullclamp/Nim Deathmantle? Could save my Enlightened Tutor for Phyrexian Altar or Blasting Station...

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Jesus, when I was a kid the only competitive video gaming there was were the Nintendo World Championships.

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Guy was using Underworld Dreams with Shocker and Barbed Shocker against people with few blockers. Might be something to try out.

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+1 Dechs's comment... http://www.inkedplaymats.com charges $25 for custom-printed mats. Clan / website Playmats? So I discovered that I can kinda do custom playmats. The printing process is not the same as other places would make them. I use a thin, clear, digitally printable vinyl that I then heat...

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Alright, I'll give it a shot.

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Oh, yeah, Necromancy is better than Reanimate. Didn't think of that one.

Beseech the Queen is hot too.

Damn, you guys rock.

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Rest in Peace renders my entire recursion package either completely dead in hand, or significantly nerfed, with no way to sac the enchantment at will if/when I need to. I'm kinda leery of including that card. Anybody it hurts more than it hurts me (Karador) will have an immediate answer for it in a...

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Different people enjoy different things?

That's all I got.

That new sig is a definite improvement.

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(Reserved for Updates.) Cards to Test: Suture Priest Requiem Angel Beseech the Queen Army of the Damned Decree of Pain Changes: Round 1 - Read the Bones , Zombie Infestation , Ophiomancer , Skirsdag High Priest , Rotlung Reanimator , Sorin, Lord of Innistrad , Dakmor Salvage , Immortal Servitude , ...

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If anyone wants to talk EDH, I'm game. My current situation only allows me to get to play Magic on the weekends, so the only time I play is EDH day.

I just finished typing up a post about my list and my goals for it in the EDH sub. Give me your knowledges, I wants them.

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I've only been playing Commander for about a year. I and a friend of mine discovered it at the same time, and the existing EDH group played for cash and prizes, so the power level and the rules they played by were not ones we wanted to be a part of at that point. (Losing to infinite turns combo Rik...

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Twenty pounds is a lot, dude. Cut it off and make it a midriff.

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Speaking of shirts, hey Doc, how much would it cost to do a set of shirts with the new logo? Thinking of suiting up our testing team for our next team outing. We're going to Richmond but only two of us will be wearing shirts. :P The art is too complicated for my humble ability to do stuff for free,...

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