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Lesson: Knowing how to abuse the stack is the best skill you can learn.

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Wait... what does Clone do that returns Sharuum to play more than once? Doesn't it just copy Sharuum once, send the original to the 'yard, then return it to play so it can go right back to the 'yard? Or can I stack the triggers so Sharuum goes to the graveyard before her ability resolves, enabling m...

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Does that combo still work under the new Legendary rule?

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On an imaginary scale of douchiness, I'd put infinite combos at the top. All those other things are just part of the game. Going infinite is part of it too, but if we're not in a competition for prizes they're cheap shots. Here's my favorite combo: Teysa, Orzhov Scion , Darkest Hour and Blasting Sta...

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Agreed. Do one thing well instead of several things half way.

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Modern day Shakespeare right there.

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Prelim list based on ideas from those two lists, plus others I know I want to consider: [deck] 1 Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite 1 Sigarda, Host of Herons 1 Archaeomancer 1 Phyrexian Metamorph 1 Duplicant 1 Eternal Witness 1 Sun Titan 1 Consecrated Sphinx 1 Avacyn, Angel of Hope 1 Oracle of Mul Daya 1 Co...

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You're right, a lot of the things I'm thinking it will stop are "everyone sac" effects. Shifting gears to offense, I'm split between using Derevi's ability to keep the opponents tapped down, and using Derevi's ability to untap my lands to play more stuff. I feel like the latter could have ...

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Okay. Why? Not that I don't trust your experience, just that I have to have reasons.

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As it happens, tool-boxing is how I've been narrowing down card choices in my head. I haven't picked specific tools yet though, I've just kinda dumped it out and set all the like tools aside for later consideration. [deck]You Can't Touch Me 1 Gilded Light 1 Ivory Mask 1 Solitary Confinement 1 True B...

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I had an idea for a deck one time called "Memnarch is a Fucking Asshole and So Am I". Mycosynth Lattice + 'Narch's second ability = Yoink!

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Oh! I get it.

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I like Teeg's abilities a lot, but I know he'd draw hate immediately and not just from one person. So I'd be tasked with ramping to my win-con and protecting Teeg at the same time. Or waiting to cast Teeg and hoping "just one more round before I can stick him" isn't one round too many. Der...

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So I'm looking for a few ideas for my next deck. I've got Teysa and Ashling sleeved up, but I like having several different options. My play group is pretty small, and only one of them is really a threat on the board. His deck's tend to lock down the table and win in the most degenerate way he can s...

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What if it's a 5' x 6' miniaturization of your dick?

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I can, but if you pay me $1000 and I give you something taped together out of scrap then you'll want your money back.

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People are stupid. One time I had to explain that there was no way to make a 5' x 6' sign out of a 4' x 8' sheet of aluminum panel.

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Darksteel Forge for an extra layer of protection against Artifact hate? The Gauntlets, Swords, Disk, Caged Sun, the Lifelink equipment... they'll try to pop all of it. CMC 9 really shouldn't be that big of a deal in this deck.

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Name on the Wind is so slow. Does it pick up? I haven't been able to get past the first 100 or so pages.

It does, kinda, but it's been so long ago that I read it I can't recall when it will.

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My only hesitation with Disk is destroying my Gauntlets/Swords. I guess if I just play smart it won't be a big deal. If nothing else it's a rattlesnake.

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Karn might be something to try. Red just isn't the color of perfect answers.

EDIT: Yeesh! Karn's price has gone up a bit...

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Dump me like one of your french girls.

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Yeah, Chaos Warp is about all I can think of too. Might just have to go with good old fashion playing around 'em. So, right now, I have a list of 36 cards that I wouldn't mind drawing instead of another Mountain. Which means I can still run 63 red mana producing lands, one of which is Valakut. [deck...

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I second the Rothfuss recommendation and the Erikson recommendation.

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Looking for enchantment hate in Red, but magiccards.info is down and I should technically be working and not playing on the internet.

Any ideas off the top of your heads?

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I just agreed to trade my TV for two Lilianas... what's wrong with me...lol

Lilly of the Veil? Fuck the TV.

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Currently 3-1 at the GPT with my Jund list.

Happy birthday!

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There was a Razer Deathadder on clearance at the store for $45 so i snap-grabbed that.

You did fine.

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I researched them briefly. All I know is the sleeves are usually a lithographic print of some kind, usually on polypropylene. What kind of ink, where to get plates, how to weld the edges... no idea.

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Random dumb question, is there anyone who sells custom sleeves? http://www.yourcardsleeves.com/ Dude had a kickstarter a while back, and was slowly working at it. There hasn't been an update in months though, but the last that was heard was that he had them good to ship, and was working on the fuck...

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"You wouldn't be tryin' to hide something in those baggy pants of yours, would ya?"
"Just something to cripple your sister with..."

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I don't want any fucking sandwiches. What is it with you and fixin' fucking sandwiches?

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Not for the next day or two you don't.

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That's the first time I've heard anyone use the word "faghag." And now I can't stop laughing. The more you know... It's a thing, gay men and straight women go together like peanut butter and chocolate, in that they're fun together, but chocolate is never going to fuck peanut butter, even ...

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That's the first time I've heard anyone use the word "faghag." And now I can't stop laughing.

The more you know...

"Fruit fly" is another one I've heard. Also "beard".

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We have a guy who sets his phone on the table next to him so he can listen to his rap music and sing along to it. And it's just some of the foulest lyrical content that genre has to offer. But I don't think he's doing it on purpose. I just think he's trying too hard to be a thug. nBecause playing M...

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We have a guy who sets his phone on the table next to him so he can listen to his rap music and sing along to it. And it's just some of the foulest lyrical content that genre has to offer. But I don't think he's doing it on purpose. I just think he's trying too hard to be a thug. Because playing Ma...

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We have a guy who sets his phone on the table next to him so he can listen to his rap music and sing along to it. And it's just some of the foulest lyrical content that genre has to offer. But I don't think he's doing it on purpose. I just think he's trying too hard to be a thug. Because playing Mag...

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What about the other guy he recruited to pose with him? Is that guy getting banned too?

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This deck. I showed up with it for the first time last night. We split into three man pods. I sat down at the table and they asked me what I was playing. I said "Teysa" and kinda saw out of the corner of my eye both of them sit up straight all of a sudden. Someone asked "which Teysa&q...

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