Dies to Removal

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Too bad I won't be able to brew a Mardu deck featuring purge the profane...

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Went 3-0 at fnm tonight. [deck]Lands 23 12 mountain 4 Blood Crypt 4 Rakdos Guildgate 3 Mutavault Creatures 23 4 Firedrinker Satyr 4 Rakdos Cackler 4 Young Pyromancer 3 Burning-tree Emissary 4 Chandra's Phoenix 4 Boros Reckoner Spells 14 2 Shock 4 Magma Jet 4 Lightning Strike 1 Dreadbore 1 Ultimate P...

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hard mead is not something you can just jump ass-first into drinking

Butt chugging is perfectly fine when done safely

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Tubehunter plays magic, therefore, is a genius?

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I got your back, dude.

Tubehunter plays red and is therefore a genius.

Tubehunter also plays mazes end...

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I can't imagine a group of cops learning how to take people down from this guy

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1. Go to his mtgs acc 2. His his email 3. Google his email 4. Find his website and alternate email address 5. Search facebook for that email and find his real name 6. Search that name on the pro points registry. Attending a PT = 3 points. Go. In the post in which he said he was only playing since a...

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Wolf hat and throw signed feral animalists at the crowd when you win.

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Maybe I'm just thinking too much about the aggro mirror... Someone please tell me when I've gone full retard.

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My thought was instead of burning a creature, you can kill it with the elemental early game. My theory is that if you kill something you'd have burned with the spell it's no longer a 2 for 1 as you did what it was meant to with the upside of having a 3/4 they have to deal with. Obviously you'd have ...

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Feel free to smack what's about to come out of my mouth down, but what about playing nivmagus elemental? I find that I'm shocking or burning an x/2 on turn 2, but maybe instead of burning the creature after attack step, block and exile a burn spell to make it a 3/4 with the added bonus of a token if...

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If you fly me out and we get paired, I'll scoop to you EZ.

Have the guy who challenged z fly out and see what happens.

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If I were playing Obzedat and they dropped an Erebos on me, I'd keep blinking him. They'd still lose 2 Life a turn and Papi would still be immune to sorcery-speed removal. The 2 life loss from obzedat isn't what makes him the pain in the ass vs aggro. It's the 2 lifegain. If you have a board state ...

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So many cards, so few slots... Erebos is a good answer to obzedat tho. 2 life loss a turn isn't scary and it'll force them to not blink him.

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The mana wasn't too bad as I'd cast reckoner after dealing with the opponent's and early on I'd bait removal with Phoenix or use the turn 3 to drop a tap/shock and play magma jet or lightning strike.

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I played a R/b version of pyrored to the finals at game day. [deck] 23 land 2 Mutavault 4 Blood Crypt 4 Rakdos Guildgate 2 Swamp 11 Mountain 20 Creatures 4 Firedrinker Satyr 4 Rakdos Cackler 4 Ash Zealot 4 Chandra's Phoenix 4 Boros Reckoner 17 Spells 3 Chandra, Pyromaster 4 Magma Jet 4 Lightning Str...

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Got second place at game day with a black twist to pyrored. Feels good to win games after trying to home brew jund since rotation.

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I have a janky rules question: Savageborn-hydra's ability says "only any time you COULD cast a sorcery" if you have a Hypersonic dragon out on the field... Can you add counter to savageborn any time, because you can cast an instant any time? >______> I'm going to go with no as hypersonic ...

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Also, when underworld Cerberus dies, can you scavenging ooze it before it gets exiled? And if so, does the second ability trigger? Or can you use scavenging ooze while the return to hand ability is on stack?

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They also just spoiled a card that when it becomes monstrous can black 99 creatures. You know, because it has 100 hands.

Chandra +1?

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Inb4 hexproof being broken. Also, Daxos doesn't let you play lands does he?

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We're all gonna be exiled and turn into swine.... Damn it. Should at least have been xxuu. It's way better than bonfire. You can combo with detention sphere or ratchet bomb to make everyone cry.

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Beat kibler gruul to make day 2!!!!

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6-2 now. Praying for a miracle... Of the bonfire variation

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As far as I can tell, Japanese politicians sit in a room masturbating...

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The "legendary boros hero"? Lols at tentative name.

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I was once told that the character I was most like is Buggy...

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Did your tests use the sideboards? I'm not sure but it looks like the matchup gets a lot less awkward once you've sided out the Pyromancers or Strikers. Siding out the pyromancers and strikers would be a bad idea as there are no creatures to side in for them. If you side them out, I doubt you'll ge...

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It's also not red

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This. Is. (Waiting for hodor)

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Madness?

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So, I threw together Mono-blue Delver in ~10 minutes to intro a friend to magic and I think I may have turned them off to the game That's a deck I would use if an annoying person I don't want to hang out with asked me to teach him to play :P :evillol: I would have them play red, green or Rg. Simple...

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Imagine how much traffic would increase if we can post satellite images of Red's dick.
That thread would be sticky within minutes.

You think it'll take that long?

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I will if he starts up on purge again. ATM it's blown over and like a true Japanese person I don't like stirring up trouble

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Kamahl the Fallen

Legendary Creature - Human Derp
When Kamahl the Fallen enters the battlefield any opponent may search your library and exile any number of cards named Purge the Profane. For each card removed this way opponent deals 2 damage to target creature or player.
1/2

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Funnily enough, the first reply to the thread was to say how horrible purge the profane was and he defended it by saying that against aggro he wants the 2 life... Then goes on to say that the deck doesn't need to stabilize with lifegain... Wtf?

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But not the Ultimate Price.

Perhaps, but only if its the price of progress.

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I got another infraction. I should be getting the Hammer soon.

End each post that points out idiots with "FoS-ro-dah"

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Isn't the archangel one of the highest priced cards in the set? I only went to one prerelease as I had to go to the beach on Sunday but I did pull a chandra and a scavenging ooze so I'm happy.

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on 5 land i always cast thundermaw on curve. 100% of the time.

Dude, seriously? I've done the math and it only 97.2% chance of casting it on curve.

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