Dies to Removal

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I work in an office full of engineers (male), so I need to hit alternative venues to get my flirt on.

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If you've ever seen the girls they have playing the Disney princesses, you'd wear the shoulder pads too.

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Is she standard legal?

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I thought a bit about your existential question, Kaze. I was born into a quasi-Catholic family, baptized and confirmed, but that's about as far as it went. I've always had a healthy suspicion of authority, so it was difficult for me to get behind the idea of an all-knowing all-seeing entity that wou...

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I think I'd play Blind Obedience in a deck with enough white in it. It's not amazingly amazing, but there are lots of worse 2 CMC cards.

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I like my wine like my dick, in a magnum.

Oh who am I kidding... the magnum isn't nearly big enough.

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I'm 3 glasses into a bottle of zinfandel. Om nom nom! Lying in bed now, listening to the thunderstorm over my house. Life is good

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I get a sort of glee watching the place fester since we left. It helps feed my ego in an inverse way.

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Reading that thread is more uncomfortable than all the sexual tension with redthirst.

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Game of Thrones Season 3 starts tomorrow. Holy shit! Does life get any better than this?

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Haha, first world problems dude :P I'm on day 48 of the challenge, and realistically it should take me a week to bang this girl starting from the first date (2-3 dates average). I want to keep the streak, but I also don't want to have my balls explode in the meantime. Argh! In times like this, I ask...

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I'm about to enter my 11th hour of blue balls. I was getting a little naughty via text message with a new prospect and the increased blood flow is causing... problems...

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I can eat a pizza and put on about 5 lbs after the residual bloating and inflammation catches up to me.

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Really glad I picked up Lilly when she was cheap. Also, I need to ask. Is the ham challenge more than just not spanking it? It seems like most people here are also getting in shape as part of the challenge. I'm not in very good shape myself. I think I might actually be in a depression. I eat like c...

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Kaze, great work! 3 lbs a week of fat loss is really good. What's your diet / workout plan?

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Great job again, Jerry! I think I understand how your daughter must feel, too. Weight is such a looming issue on the mind of young women and they can find themselves with serious body image issues when they feel like they can't control it. I felt the same way when I was overweight, but I'm not held ...

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Photodyer:

Great work! Wow, 227 and in no time at all! Didn't you start near 240 a few weeks ago?

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I like the look, Jerry. Ham approved!

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Jerry: I really like the card art choices, it's very burny. Your name needs more contrast, or a less stylized font so it's readable. Glad you're on, ham...what do you suggest to increase contrast? I think a bit of a harder black edge would make it stand out more. Not a lot of diffuse drop shadow st...

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Dies to removal? That's pretty awesome.

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Jerry:

I really like the card art choices, it's very burny. Your name needs more contrast, or a less stylized font so it's readable.

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The first order of business is getting a better URL. Was mtgcommunity.com (or .net) taken? This weird alphabet soup isn't memorable.

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He's our token black guy.

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The Dunning-Kruger Effect at its finest.

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Thanks for trying Alex. Black Vise might actually be retarded. I asked him to explain how my statements if fact could amount to flaming; he told me that the rules were applied by a moderator at their own discretion. Seems legit. The funniest part is that I posted in the FoS thread like 15 minutes a...

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Our love doesn't need a legally binding contract to be real.

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In the Fires of Salvation, we go deep.

No homo.

OK, maybe a little homo.

Alright the whole thing was homo.

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If a wolfgirl goes down on you, but you don't brag about it, did it happen?

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Wolf brags were always fine with me. As I recall, you had issue with us talking about her sexually.

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It's Easter weekend, so everyone should be eating chocolate and celebrating zombie Jesus. Plenty of FoS action to hold us over once Monday rolls around.

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Engineering is the bomb, yo! Everyday I get to double check my math. White knuckle shit.

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One of the mods enabled the custom title for me. I asked him in Z's introduction thread last night and found it enabled this morning.

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Clearly he's being drawn to Raleigh by a higher power.

(It's redthirst's dick)

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I'm shocked that hamfactorial wasn't taken. It's such a high demand name, think I could sell it on eBay?

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We all know whats coming. Everything in your vicinity. My rhymes are so potent, that in this small segment, I made all of the ladies in the first few rows pregnant. https://s3.amazonaws.com/webassets.ticketmob.com/LS/images/comedians/Jemaine-Clement.jpg It's time for business. It's business time.

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http://hahgay.com

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I'm the horseman with the big dick.

Alex will learn to deal with the phallic imagery that runs rampant here.

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You take that back

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Nothing but a soft sploosh to remember me by. A closed casket funeral and dick jokes at the wake. Does it get any better?

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Everyday I add 1, easy peasy!

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