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by hamfactorial
Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:03 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9244416

Oh man. I actually snorted a little reading the last few posts.
by hamfactorial
Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:13 am
Forum: Strategy and Theory
Topic: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Hypergeometric Distribution
Replies: 60
Views: 101201

I can't delete it. I wonder if that's because it's a sticky?
by hamfactorial
Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:02 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9244416

I need tips for effective shuffling. It might just be variance hitting me hard last night, but either I was screwed or flooding on a 21-land list. My usual shuffling involves pile shuffling, to riffle, to multiple cuts. I don't pile shuffle. Like, not once the entire night. I seem to always get goo...
by hamfactorial
Wed Apr 24, 2013 12:32 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9244416

Mountain!

That aside, I think Possibility Storm is a fun looking card that I'd enjoy making a troll deck with.
by hamfactorial
Tue Apr 23, 2013 11:23 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9244416

I'm not interested in reading the whole Facebook nonsense, but I'm in support of TA being tooled. My schadenfreude is tingling at full tilt as a result.
by hamfactorial
Tue Apr 23, 2013 10:24 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9244416

Just show him your cool face
by hamfactorial
Tue Apr 23, 2013 8:19 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9244416

Spoiler Alert!

Winter is coming.
by hamfactorial
Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:56 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9244416

The spoilers! Zey do nothing!
by hamfactorial
Tue Apr 23, 2013 6:27 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9244416

Bravo!
by hamfactorial
Tue Apr 23, 2013 6:20 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9244416

A certain GoT character will have no trouble completing The Ham Challenge now.
by hamfactorial
Tue Apr 23, 2013 6:11 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9244416

Yeah, that song seemed very out of place.
by hamfactorial
Tue Apr 23, 2013 6:00 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9244416

Also, Game of Thrones. I've been trying to find a clip of the music from the ending credits where Danny left the city. It was a military style march, very catchy.
by hamfactorial
Tue Apr 23, 2013 5:56 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9244416

I believe you're right, redthirst. Further bragposts shall follow your preferred style in accordance with directive 73, enacted this April 23. May your name continue to inspire the common folk. Forever and ever, amen.
by hamfactorial
Tue Apr 23, 2013 5:42 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9244416

There's nothing stealth about my brags! The only way I could make it more obvious is by posting pictures, Z-style.
by hamfactorial
Tue Apr 23, 2013 5:24 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9244416

Checking in, hello redbros! Day 73, had a new lady over last night. She brought the first season of Doctor Who (2005). Nerd alert!

I'm dragging some serious ass at work today now. My night was not restful.
by hamfactorial
Mon Apr 22, 2013 2:06 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9244416

My dad was a big fan of Oscar Wilde, and would often quote him in everyday conversation. His favorite was "I have nothing to declare but my genius" which he managed to use once in an airport security checkpoint.
by hamfactorial
Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:42 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9244416

I take back everything I said about you, redthirst. I'll say it again tomorrow though, don't sweat it.

Until then, happy birthday to lorddax! May your various lovely ladies properly serve you on your cakeday.
by hamfactorial
Mon Apr 22, 2013 12:54 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9244416

Happy birthday, Redthirt!

You know who's birthday it is because the forums header tells you.
Mine is still showing lorddax as the birthday boy.
by hamfactorial
Mon Apr 22, 2013 12:46 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9244416

How do we know it's redthirst's b-day?.
I don't actually know. I just saw everyone else wishing him a happy birthday so I jumped on the pile. I'm such a bandwagoner!
by hamfactorial
Sun Apr 21, 2013 11:32 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9244416

Happy birthday to the reddest of the redbros!
by hamfactorial
Sun Apr 21, 2013 7:32 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9244416

Day 71 too stronk. I'm still in bed, this is looking like an extremely lazy Sunday for me.

The temptation to go make a pot of coffee is bubbling up, so my days here are numbered.
by hamfactorial
Sun Apr 21, 2013 8:42 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9244416

Jerry, do you remember the name of the unground coffee beans that you sent? I really like it but I threw the bag away when I put it in my canning jar. I'd like to track down a similar roast locally.
by hamfactorial
Sun Apr 21, 2013 8:40 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9244416

Thank you, Jerry. I'm going to try the ones you mentioned and see how I like them. I'm really shaky on the terminology (I still get sweet vs. dry wrong), but I know a tasty wine when I drink it.
by hamfactorial
Sun Apr 21, 2013 8:26 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9244416

Her blowjob technique is a little unrefined. Look at all those teeth...

Curl the lips under, damn it!
by hamfactorial
Sun Apr 21, 2013 8:23 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9244416

@photodyer I've figured out the right water / bean / grinding time mixture for those beans you've sent me. Coffee is fantastic, holy crap! I feel kind of dumb for waiting 30 years to even consider that it might be tasty.
by hamfactorial
Sun Apr 21, 2013 8:08 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9244416

Mmmm, wine. I've been devouring all of the zinfandels at the local grocery store and enjoying the hell out of them. Any varietals that I should check out? I like malbec, pinot, zin and some of the cab blends.
by hamfactorial
Sun Apr 21, 2013 7:44 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9244416

My LGS is starting doing SCG IQs, so I'm going to jump on that and see if I can take down some nubz. I regularly top 4/8 in their paid tournaments, and I'm likely to play against the same people at their IQ.
by hamfactorial
Sun Apr 21, 2013 6:23 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9244416

Get 'em Z :)
by hamfactorial
Sun Apr 21, 2013 3:43 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9244416

You'd be surprised how much a woman will put up with when you can regularly give her multiple orgasms.
Field tested and verified. Redthirst my friend, you clearly know your way around a vagina.
by hamfactorial
Sun Apr 21, 2013 1:48 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9244416

Superior sexual skill (see redthirst for lessons) will earn that sort of behavior from a woman.
by hamfactorial
Sun Apr 21, 2013 1:09 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9244416

I woke up this morning to a text message which read "Good morning! Don't get out of bed, just let me know when you wake up. I'm coming over to make you breakfast" Half an hour later, bacon, breakfast sausage, fried eggs and half a pot of coffee were in my belly. Does it get any better? /co...
by hamfactorial
Sat Apr 20, 2013 1:02 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9244416

"What's your win condition?"

"Mountain"
by hamfactorial
Fri Apr 19, 2013 10:10 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9244416

Yes! Another pedantic old bastard like me!
by hamfactorial
Fri Apr 19, 2013 9:13 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9244416

Tube: I cannot stop laughing at that picture. My sides!
by hamfactorial
Fri Apr 19, 2013 6:57 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9244416

Day 69 bitches!
Anyone remember that sex scene from the first Scary Movie?

That's what's going to happen to some poor unsuspecting girl.
Oh man, this is all I'm going to be able to picture when she comes over.
by hamfactorial
Fri Apr 19, 2013 6:52 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9244416

Day 69 bitches!
by hamfactorial
Fri Apr 19, 2013 6:43 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9244416

[quote=" Dodger » Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:28 pm & quot;] FORD. Fix Or Repair Daily. That said, I've always owned them... That's why I got a Honda, never have to worry about anything. Except someone kicking sand in your face and stealing your fanny pack... Which, I imagine, would be a very embar...
by hamfactorial
Fri Apr 19, 2013 6:39 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9244416

I have a VW :) It's a Jetta TDI (diesel) sedan. It's been rock solid reliable for me, but I take better care of it than the average sorority girl.
by hamfactorial
Fri Apr 19, 2013 7:54 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9244416

RedNihilist:

Temple Garden lets him get extra green into the list without affecting his ability to cast Boros Reckoner on curve.
by hamfactorial
Fri Apr 19, 2013 7:49 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9244416

That'll do, Kaze. That'll do.

How are things coming with the wedding? You haven't mentioned it in a while, which means she's probably planning the whole thing :)

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