Dies to Removal

Khaospawn

I was goldfishing with a build very similar to Z's and this deck is just nuts. I can't wait to get out and play some live games with it.

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Jerry, sometimes the best things in life come to us when we're not looking. At least, that's how it's been for me.

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And also has the cutest face and sexiest little body I could want.

That's probably good enough.

I feel the same way about Zem...

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Sounds like you got one of the best, windstrider.

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Just posted a new picture in the Rogue's Gallery from Saturday when I was out with the woman. Having trouble maintaining the Ham Challenge. I love titties too much.... That a natural redhead you got there? Carpet matches the drapes. ;-) Though she did get her hair done to where she got her red acce...

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Just posted a new picture in the Rogue's Gallery from Saturday when I was out with the woman. Having trouble maintaining the Ham Challenge. I love titties too much....

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Yeah, I know. :rolleyes2: Still, it's good to know. Anything can happen. One of the best things to happen to me this season is that I've learned to slow down when playing aggro (weird, I know) and work my way through some grindy games. I've had games with my Mono Red go well into 10+ turns before I ...

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I got ninja'd by ham!

Yes, it was ham's manly crank wearing that awesome split fedora. It not only stole everyone's body, but their hearts.

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K, this may be a dumb question, but here it goes. If you steal a creature with Conscripts and then blink it with the Angel, do you keep the creature indefinitely?

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Every time you blink a Zealous conscripts, redthirst flames a choad. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: The look on some poor choad's face: :gonk: Also, my manabase is a work of art: - 15 turn 1 white sources - minimal checks-lands, but all are activated off any single shock (which you have the full compliment o...

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@ Zem- Your creature package is the same as what I just slapped together. As for the spells, I went with the 3 Charm/3 Souls/2 Tragic Slip. I'm liking your double Vault. I may try that - the card is just too good. Personally though, I think the deck needs more Chapel. But then you are running dat Dr...

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We're all stars in the Fires of Salvation.

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I think it is. At least, it's a little bit more important without the Reckoners. For one, you can just call Human on Cavern the majority of the time. Two, without the Reckoners you can fill out a little bit more with other humans like Koi and Silverblade, which only make Champ a little bit better if...

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It was definitely the Conscripts. Then a Restoration Angel blinked the Conscripts to steal LK.

And then the entire world ejaculated.

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Stupidly good.

There's just so many tricks you can do with this deck.

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I'm reminded of the shower scene from Debbie Does Dallas....except it's pretty much just ham, redthirst, LK, and Zem.

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Not from me. In fact, one of the main selling points of the deck is that I get to use my playset of promo Souls.

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Of redthirst? Shit, sign me up for both! If ham is involved too, I may start prematurely fapping.

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I slapped together a Reckoner-less deck and I've been goldfishing with it. I think...I think I love it. Seriously. It runs like Dos Rakis, but with options, man. Like, some serious late-game options.

Call me crazy, but I think this is what Dos Rakis was meant to evolve into.

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Naw, never. Pfffft!

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I think any deck running a full set of Stonewrights and some Mountains is pretty much the best deck. Though I am biased. And really, really good looking. But mostly biased. What I like the most about the design of this deck is that it's "outside the box." Looking forward to seeing your cur...

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Step 1 - Create profile on Sally named "Hitler"
Step 2 - Get banned
Step 3 - Clog up CI with cries that "Hitler did nothing wrong!"
Step 4 - Profit

I'd say this is sig-worthy.

Khaospawn

What are your thoughts on Boros Reckoner in the deck? I just realized I have every card to build this deck at my disposal (except for the Ghost Dads and Lord of Innistrad) and I dunno what list to build. I think I might just copy Martell's list and then go from there. I really like having access to ...

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@Alex - she must've been really smart. She's playing with a Mountain.

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I'm interested in this deck but since running a Red/Black Landkill deck at my table Once and ruining fun for both of us I've stopped it forever. Would you mind posting your Multiplayer version? I reallly like this deck it's just not my thing and you appear to be great at deckbuilding lol For the mu...

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The Fires of Salivation demand pictures.

Bonus points for scantily clad pics.

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@ Dane - yes, I completely agree with you about the jealously issue. Fortunately, my MTG buddy is somebody that I've known for some years and we've actually talked about this sort of situation before. It was definitely understood that Saturday night was the result of too much Everclear (ugh....) and...

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@photo - thanks, buddy. I'm going to keep trying to be the best me that I can be. Apparently, the two things that were negatively affecting our relationship were (1) my excessive drinking and (2) putting MTG before her. @Dane - for her, yes. She's mentioned to me numerous times about wanting to invi...

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Windstrider, you are a wise man, sir.

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The Standard competitive section has been broken up into some sub-forums, and I moved some of your threads. Feel free to PM me or post in Suggestion Box anything I need to fix.

I checked it out and it looks really good. Great job.

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Happy Sunday, gents. I see a lot of intelligent discussion occurred during my 2 day hiatus. I've been a little busy. I'm hungover as hell today, but for good reason. I got pretty drunk with my girlfriend (we've been working things out and it's going better than ever, apparently) and one of my Magic ...

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Kaze, great work! 3 lbs a week of fat loss is really good. What's your diet / workout plan? Thanks! My diet mainly consists of portion control more so than actual food choice. Though I do try my best to follow the 30/30/30/4 rule my doctor gave me (30 grams fat, 30 grams carbs, 30 grams protein, 4 ...

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Stepped over to MTGS for a bit. Looks like that choad Black Vise suspended Alex. Go Alex!

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Same name on MTGS?

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Did somebody mention tits? My spider-sense was tingling.

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Put me down for one of myself and 3 of redthirst!

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Thanks. :) Aggression is definitely the key strategy. You only need to land one or two monsters early and just ride them out til you win. Obviously you'll need to sandbag a creature in your hand in case you encounter a Wrath effect but if you can seal the deal with a MLD spell then you've pretty muc...

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When he sticks he's an absolute house.

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Shit I'm near Redthirst now? If I run into you I'll know its you by the hard-on I immediately get and can't explain, right? And yeah Alex, but Charlotte was no prize either. I've traded living in amazing and exotic places for living with better people in my life/having some direction. So far its be...

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Really? Hmm... I've got Bloodgift Demon, Phyrexian Arena, Skeletal Scrying, and Disciple of Bolas for card draw. As for tutors, I have Rune-Scarred Demon, Vampiric Tutor, Enlightened Tutor, Demonic Tutor, and Tithe (yes, it counts). It's never been an issue for me, really. This is a very fast and ag...

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