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by DarthStabber
Mon Jul 27, 2015 10:34 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8362086

[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

I call it "oh no you mardidn't".
by DarthStabber
Sun Jul 26, 2015 8:45 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8362086

[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

SSRIs reduce your libido significantly as a very common side effect. I'm still in it, and it'll probably be a while till I break, just because I feel zero temptation.
by DarthStabber
Sun Jul 26, 2015 1:56 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8362086

[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

So Ham, got some ham challenge questions. 1) does it count of I complete it accidentally? You just realize out of the blue you have met the requirements. 2) what's the policy on performance enhancing substances? Because SSRIs are very good for this. 3) if this becomes controversial I formally submit...
by DarthStabber
Tue Jul 21, 2015 9:49 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8362086

[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

I find that the first couple of weeks is fantastic for speculating on commander cards. I made a good turn on my chromatic orbs (wish I would have kept one or two, and I even meant to, but I traded them all away accidentally).
by DarthStabber
Tue Jul 21, 2015 3:16 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8362086

[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

Been there, thank you pile of avatar of discords. It's worse when you're wrong about a card.
by DarthStabber
Tue Jul 21, 2015 1:05 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8362086

[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

Tested Avaricious Dragon, and it seems pretty meh.
This makes me sad :(

I miss grafted skullcap and mindstorm crown. He would probably be too good of he were mindstorm crown on a 4/4 for 4.
by DarthStabber
Sun Jul 19, 2015 5:54 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8362086

[Feminists of Salvation] - Redsplaining

So abbot of keral keep, a great red card from origins or the best red card from origins?

And is anyone else dealing with the urge to curve into avaricious dragon in standard? Last year curving into fanatic of mogis got me a lot of packs.
by DarthStabber
Sun Jul 19, 2015 7:47 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8362086

[Feminists of Salvation] - Redsplaining

Playing Xenagos as my commander, and seeing all those red and green cards, it makes me think of Christmas. Xenagos is Santa, and every turn he gives one lucky boy or girl (or wurm, or dragon, or beast, or plant, ect) a present. Burnished hart is his reindeer, helvault his bag of presents, gruul warp...
by DarthStabber
Sat Jul 18, 2015 11:04 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8362086

[Feminists of Salvation] - Redsplaining

Islands are the mountains of the sea floor.
by DarthStabber
Sat Jul 18, 2015 4:40 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8362086

[Feminists of Salvation] - Redsplaining

So drafting red blue thopters is the win.
by DarthStabber
Wed Jul 15, 2015 5:40 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8362086

[Feminists of Salvation] - Redsplaining

My last bf, a hot piece of mardu beef cake, left me for that slutty dragon I killed thousands of years ago. Bitch is so slutty he'll put out for any color of mana.
by DarthStabber
Tue Jul 14, 2015 8:19 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8362086

[Feminists of Salvation] - Redsplaining

Image

How come every time I find a new bf his old friends come after me screaming home wrecker?
by DarthStabber
Mon Jul 13, 2015 9:29 am
Forum: Multiplayer Commander Decklists
Topic: xenagos slugfest
Replies: 0
Views: 21145

xenagos slugfest

Grabbed a xenagos and built this pretty quick, not tuned, most of it just shit I had lying around. Works really beautifully, play a creature, double it, swing, opponent plays removal spell, rinse, repeat. Probably needs more ramp, and some anti-synergies to be work out, but over all I like the way i...
by DarthStabber
Mon Jul 13, 2015 7:42 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8362086

[Feminists of Salvation] - Redsplaining

Probably not until rotation. He does fetch up deathmist raptor, and any number of other things, but in a world with nykthos and genesis hydra I don't see it. Having said that you should probably hold them, every article I've read is expecting them to go up significantly after rotation. I'm looking t...
by DarthStabber
Sun Jul 12, 2015 11:23 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8362086

[Feminists of Salvation] - Redsplaining

It's probably bad when the first metric I'm analyzing a card with (after what it does on an empty board) is "how does it interact with hordeling outburst and dragon fodder".
by DarthStabber
Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:51 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8362086

[Feminists of Salvation] - Redsplaining

Just got back from prereleasing. Got foil chandra in my 7 card pack, and went 5-2, did not lose any game where I untapped with her. At least 3 times it went chandra, untap, double dragon fodder. It may have just been my pool, since I saw no compelling reason to pollute the purity of 17 mountains. Re...
by DarthStabber
Wed Jul 08, 2015 7:17 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8362086

[Feminists of Salvation] - Redsplaining

Epic GET
by DarthStabber
Mon Jul 06, 2015 9:10 pm
Forum: Barren Moor (Pauper)
Topic: Cruise isn't banned
Replies: 16
Views: 9914

Cruise isn't banned

Who'd have thunk that ancestral recall with the added cost of exiling your 'yard wouldn't be broken.
by DarthStabber
Mon Jul 06, 2015 8:19 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8362086

[Feminists of Salvation] - Redsplaining

why would that sound odd when this is a thread of people who say the same thing but about magic as a whole and not just modern
That's a very good point. I'm rarely in such like-minded company in meatspace.
by DarthStabber
Mon Jul 06, 2015 3:56 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8362086

[Feminists of Salvation] - Redsplaining

It may sound odd, but unless I'm playing either burn or infect, I'm just not going to play modern. Mostly I don't want to spend a lot of money on a deck when I could just go to the shop earlier and just draft. Thanks for the info though. Part of it might be just wanting to make pulse of the forge wo...
by DarthStabber
Sun Jul 05, 2015 8:35 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8362086

[Feminists of Salvation] - Redsplaining

What do you guys think about pulse of the forge in the Sideboard of modern burn for soul sisters? There's 2 people playing it at fnm, and out of 12 people who usually show for modern that's too many autofolds for my taste.
by DarthStabber
Mon Jun 29, 2015 6:34 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8362086

[Feminists of Salvation] - Redsplaining

Dual decks: Jaya vs. Chandra

On a more serious note, if I have zurgo, ballstroker as my commander (tiny leaders) do I have to play extra to dash him after he's died a couple times, or is he like darevi where I can just keep paying 2 to dash him on turns where I have extra mana?
by DarthStabber
Sun Jun 28, 2015 3:19 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8362086

[Feminists of Salvation] - Redsplaining

Young pyromancer was mostly just a bear, I ended up with more enchantment based removal than instants or sorceries. Flowstone embracex2, fatal attraction, [card]seal of fire[card]. Did have brimstone volley, trumpet blast, and arrow storm, but that was it.
by DarthStabber
Sun Jun 28, 2015 2:38 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8362086

[Feminists of Salvation] - Redsplaining

Did a pick your packs draft last night. 4-1 finish with mono red after bringing a pack of modern masters 2, m14, and innistrad. P1P1 hellkite charger . Pack 2 pick 1young pyromancer, pack 3 pick 1 brimstone volley. Damn last night was awesome.
by DarthStabber
Thu Jun 25, 2015 3:26 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8362086

[Feminists of Salvation] - Redsplaining

List for beating my nefew:
[Deck]
Creatures
4 looter il-kor
2 draining whelk
2 sentinels of Glen elandra

Spells
4 counterspell
4 rune snag
4 dissolve
4 dismiss
2 exclude
2 psionic Blast
4 think twice
4 accumulated knowledge

Lands
4 lonely sandbar
20 island
[/deck]
by DarthStabber
Wed Jun 24, 2015 4:24 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8362086

[Feminists of Salvation] - Redsplaining

I was building a counterspell based control deck to play with my "nefew" (my brother is hosting a 16 yo Dutch foreign kid named Thor). He's not been paying that long, but he wanted to know why people don't like counter spells. I misread the shit out of spell contortion , completely missing...
by DarthStabber
Mon Jun 22, 2015 9:15 pm
Forum: Multiplayer Commander Decklists
Topic: Nekusar's headaches
Replies: 45
Views: 26659

Nekusar's headaches

Been a while, made some swaps, updating. [Deck] Commander 1 Nekusar, the mindrazer Dudes 1 blightsteel colossus 1 erebos, god of the dead 1 fate unraveler 1 hythonia the cruel 1 master of cruelties 1 master of the feasts 1 psychosis crawler 1 seizan, perverter of truth Spells 1 Ætherspouts 1 arcane ...
by DarthStabber
Mon Jun 22, 2015 8:23 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8362086

[Feminists of Salvation] - Redsplaining

Translating sjw points into ass is not the easy conversion you'd think.
by DarthStabber
Sun Jun 21, 2015 8:35 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8362086

[Furiosas of Salvation] - Beta Max

I see a lot of this type of shitstorm in atheist and lgbt spaces.
by DarthStabber
Sun Jun 21, 2015 8:30 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8362086

[Furiosas of Salvation] - Beta Max

Sjw = social justice warrior (usually with a negative context)

Cis = Cisgender, not Transgender
by DarthStabber
Sat Jun 20, 2015 4:10 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8362086

[Furiosas of Salvation] - Beta Max

I definitely should have checked my privilege before assuming the redhead was a white girl. Hair dye is a thing. On the average day in St. Louis you'll see more black women with red hair than white. Interesting side note: I was listening to MaRo's podcast and he said that he believes that granting ...
by DarthStabber
Sat Jun 20, 2015 4:02 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8362086

[Furiosas of Salvation] - Beta Max

Who knew Chandra was Indian?
Yeah, it's a very Indian name. I used to work with a woman named Chandra, and her parents came here from India in the 70's.

Come to think of it Nalaar is also really Indian.
by DarthStabber
Thu Jun 18, 2015 3:31 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8362086

[Furiosas of Salvation] - Beta Max

Disregard females, acquire Goblin Guides
by DarthStabber
Wed Jun 17, 2015 2:22 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8362086

[Furiosas of Salvation] - Beta Max

If you have Hulu check out last night's nightly show, they go deeper into the story, it gets weirder the more you learn about it.
by DarthStabber
Wed Jun 17, 2015 1:20 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8362086

[Furiosas of Salvation] - Beta Max

So how the fuck did that crazy white lady in Washington convince anyone she's black, or even part black. The rest of the story doesn't even matter, the headline in Washington should be "first truly color blind state", because apparently everyone in that state is now too baked to tell black...
by DarthStabber
Tue Jun 16, 2015 2:01 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8362086

[Furiosas of Salvation] - Beta Max

New chandra is my favorite pinger of all time, must have for commander.
by DarthStabber
Mon Jun 15, 2015 7:56 am
Forum: Multiplayer Commander Decklists
Topic: Kurkesh, Onakke Ancient
Replies: 13
Views: 17703

Kurkesh, Onakke Ancient

What about volt charge?

It's an extra proliferate, and it can come as a cheap surprise.
by DarthStabber
Sun Jun 14, 2015 7:03 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8362086

[Furiosas of Salvation] - Beta Max

Where would this spell be in terms of playability?
PIERCING BOLT 1R
Sorcery
this deals 2 damage to target player and it's controller
by DarthStabber
Sat Jun 13, 2015 1:38 am
Forum: Multiplayer Commander Decklists
Topic: Krenko, Dragon Feeder
Replies: 8
Views: 15045

Krenko, Dragon Feeder

But it sure is fun

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