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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:37 am
by Mcdonalds
1 page down, 1 to go

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:37 am
by Mcdonalds
what will LMD post about next

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:38 am
by Mcdonalds
his feels?

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:38 am
by Mcdonalds
dota?

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:38 am
by Mcdonalds
league of legends

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:39 am
by Mcdonalds
legacy?

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:39 am
by Mcdonalds
meta posts about his own posts

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:39 am
by Mcdonalds
I dunno, but I can definetely say I'm not going to sleep on the bed at the hotel I am paying $30 to stay at

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:40 am
by Mcdonalds
cause it is guranteed to be covered in dry semen and disease

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:40 am
by Mcdonalds
fucking local spikes wanting to play at SCG opens

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:41 am
by Mcdonalds
what they don't know is I am trolling them all by legitimately enjoying myself playing whatever deck I fucking feel like because I actually own legacy cards

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:41 am
by Mcdonalds
You see kids, when you don't spend your money buying shitty standard cards you can play both scg events

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:44 am
by Mcdonalds
unless you can go infinite playing standard events on MTGO, but why the fuck aren't you qualifying for the fucking pro tour

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:44 am
by Mcdonalds
"but but streaming"

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:45 am
by Mcdonalds
oh yeah sorry, competiting for attention from the 3000 people that watch mtgo live is important and worthwhile because making literally nothing off viewers is important

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:45 am
by Mcdonalds
MTGO is absolute shit

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:46 am
by Mcdonalds
Hearthstone has more viewers and has been open beta for a year and pays out better

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:46 am
by Mcdonalds
why in the fuck would you ever consider grinding mtgo for any reason other than "I like vintage"

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:47 am
by Mcdonalds
Now I sound like that asshole that shows up to the LGS I go to that claims to be all in on hearthstone but has tried to convince the storeowner to let him trade cards for him at the scg event

because the only reason you'd do is because your fucking desperate and to arrogant to admit otherwise

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:48 am
by Mcdonalds
FFS Kibler writes for SCG, makes acsension (great fucking game btw) and solforge and streams hearthstone

dude knows whats up

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:48 am
by Mcdonalds
if your gonna try and make money doing fucking nothing at least copy the guy most successful at it

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:49 am
by Mcdonalds
Don't try and be like one of the fucking league guys

League is fucking popular among the twitch crowd, magic....isn't

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:50 am
by Mcdonalds
FFS Kibler writes for SCG, makes acsension (great fucking game btw) and solforge and streams hearthstone

dude knows whats up
I mention this because the guy I refer to (thatsadmirable for the record) knows like all the scg guys

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:50 am
by Mcdonalds
don't get me wrong, cool guy, and I wish nothing for the best for him

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:51 am
by Mcdonalds
but don't do one thing and say the other

don't tell me it's okay to buy legacy staples and that grinding modern events are okay, especially WHEN YOU FUCKING KNOW THE GUY YOU TELL TO NOT TO GRIND MODERN EVENTS WORKS FOR THE GUY YOU ASK TO SELL STAPLES FOR AND IS FRIENDS WITH ME

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:52 am
by Mcdonalds
that makes people realize how much of a fucking asshole you really fucking are

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:52 am
by Mcdonalds
Irony, my posts contradict each other

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:53 am
by Mcdonalds
that makes people realize how much of a fucking asshole you really fucking are
Although that all being said, if your charasmatic enough, people can look past a lot

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:53 am
by Mcdonalds
Hitler basically all but admit he wanted to kill all the jews and take over the world in his book before he got elected

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:53 am
by Mcdonalds
and y'know what, he got fucking elected

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:54 am
by Mcdonalds
so if It worked for him, it can work for you

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:55 am
by Mcdonalds
Remember kids, it doesn't matter who you really are, act like a cool guy and everyone will like you, even if your a fucking asshole

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 7:02 am
by Mcdonalds
#MTGS Logic

because as a member of this forum I am bound to make a joke about the mtgs modship circa 2012

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 7:09 am
by Mcdonalds
It's funny, the person everyone else is drawn to the most exhibits the most misanthropic tendancies, whether by design or sheer ironic accident

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 7:09 am
by Mcdonalds
maybe I'm reading into it too much

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 7:09 am
by Mcdonalds
maybe I'm just a complete fucking asshole (likely true)

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 7:10 am
by Mcdonalds
but, fuck it, when presented with all of that, hard not to think like that.

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 7:10 am
by Mcdonalds
Funny I can literally say anything I want and no one would think anything of it

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 7:11 am
by Mcdonalds
I could write a long diatribe about why Leyline of Sanctity simply isn't that good and why it's a trap but in a couple of weeks someone is going to ask about it in the burn thread

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 7:11 am
by Mcdonalds
and whats sad is it's prolly one of the many randoms that browse the FOS thread and decide playing burn is the line for legacy