Dies to Removal

Yeah yeah. Must be shocking that someone out there appreciates my input.

Khaos is going to set a record for beers consumed while playing this set

The Conan block would consist of these three sets: Crush Your Enemies, See Them Driven Before You, and Hear The Lamentations Of Their Women. The prerelease would just be one big drinking game - win a game, drink a beer; lose a game, drink 2 beers. The winner doesn't even get any packs. You get to sit on a massive throne while some busty village wench delivers a massive broadsword to lay at your feet.

Later, at Pro Tour Cimmeria, WOTC is
forced to reconsider the barbarian theme when most of its players show up in furs and leggings, and without bathing. After standings are posted for the Top 16, a massive brawl erupts, resulting in many injuries to the coverage staff and Judges. All players in the Top 8 are disqualified for various reasons, such as table flipping, shouting incoherently in grunts and growls, and raping another player's girlfriend in front of a live camera. The winner, by default, falls to the 9th place player, who exclaims,"Crom laughs at your Top 8! He laughs from his mountain!"

Rumour is that CFB wants to trial a podcast. Names floated include josh Silvestri, Sam pardee and a certain good looking Australian.

Oh, wait, no, there's also the superpower where you can turn your underwear into guns and/or swords.
...man, I wish that were real.

Khaos is going to set a record for beers consumed while playing this set

The Conan block would consist of these three sets: Crush Your Enemies, See Them Driven Before You, and Hear The Lamentations Of Their Women. The prerelease would just be one big drinking game - win a game, drink a beer; lose a game, drink 2 beers. The winner doesn't even get any
packs. You get to sit on a massive throne while some busty village wench delivers a massive broadsword to lay at your feet.

Later, at Pro Tour Cimmeria, WOTC is forced to reconsider the barbarian theme when most of its players show up in furs and leggings, and without bathing. After standings are posted for the Top 16, a massive brawl erupts, resulting in many injuries to the coverage staff and Judges. All players in the Top 8 are disqualified for various reasons, such as table flipping, shouting incoherently in grunts and growls, and raping another player's girlfriend in front of a live camera. The winner, by default, falls to the 9th place player, who exclaims,"Crom laughs at your Top 8! He laughs from his mountain!"

In your FoS story, this is the scene that should announce Zem's plan to dominate Australia as the rest of the world watches horrified on webcast.

Oh, wait, no, there's also the superpower where you can turn your underwear into guns and/or swords.
...man, I wish that were real.

Seems like that would really suck if done improperly.

Rumour is that CFB wants to trial a podcast. Names floated include josh Silvestri, Sam pardee and a certain good looking Australian.

I thought Travis Woo was from Seattle and was of Asian descent.

Rumour is that CFB wants to trial a podcast. Names floated include josh Silvestri, Sam pardee and a certain good looking Australian.

To all of you with the techy gene:

main comp just went stupid. It had not been rebooted for at least a few weeks, and suddenly it could not access websites. I rebooted and let Windows updates install, and when it came back up my mouse was "stuck". When I move the mouse, the pointer jitters erratically, as though glued to the spot. I tried unplugging the mouse and restarting it, and even a different mouse. Any ideas? Malware? I run Kaspersky and it was utd as of yesterday. Box is still running Vista just because I've been too lazy to do a reinstall with Win7 and the hardware isn't bogged down by Vista bloat.

Thanks for any insights... I comfortable with pc stuff but just don't have to be too dick with this right now.

I actually like Seth Rogan. I think he has a decent comedic timing and has a good sense of the modern ethos of comedy. However, his scripts are always mired in obvious, derivative jokes revolving around his unhealthy worshiping of a plant.

I have the same type of complaint with Will Ferrell. As good of a comedian as I think he is, at the same time, an overwhelming majority of his movies follow the same, insultingly simple formula. So much so that a Will Ferrell Plot Generator was created:

Will Ferrell plays Franz Ricard, an egotistical, obnoxious javelin tosser at the top of his profession. He and his sidekick, played by David Koechner, seem invincible until their dominance is threatened by a new rival. Franz Ricard's excessive pride causes him
to spiral downward to comical lows. When he is at the depths of despair, he removes his shirt and bellows: Sweet Jackie Joyner Kersey's apricot! My liver is a slimy scepter!

After a wacky training process featuring a surprise cameo by Jon Heder and a marginally-developed romantic subplot, he enters into a climactic showdown with his rival and emerges victorious - but not without learning a thing or two about friendship.

Will Ferrell plays Skip Weatherby, an egotistical, obnoxious chain restaurant owner at the top of his profession. He and his sidekick, played by Jon Favreau, seem invincible until their dominance is threatened by a new rival. Skip Weatherby's excessive pride causes him to spiral downward to comical lows. When he is at the depths of despair, he removes his shirt and bellows: Your wrench is skilled, like Odin's impossible hammer!

After a wacky training process featuring a surprise cameo by Vince Vaughn and a marginally-developed romantic subplot, he
enters into a climactic showdown with his rival and emerges victorious - but not without learning a thing or two about friendship.

Will Ferrell plays Jake Crick, an egotistical, obnoxious vampire hunter at the top of his profession. He and his sidekick, played by Jon Heder, seem invincible until their dominance is threatened by a new rival. Jake Crick's excessive pride causes him to spiral downward to comical lows. When he is at the depths of despair, he removes his shirt and bellows: Praise Sampson. My bicep is a steaming dragon!

After a wacky training process featuring a surprise cameo by Seth Rogen and a marginally-developed romantic subplot, he enters into a climactic showdown with his rival and emerges victorious - but not without learning a thing or two about friendship.

It's all just lazy comedy.

Shut up and take my money!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTZ2Tp9yXyM

Wasn't Drax engineered specifically to do that?

Kind of funny they went with the misfits that band together to save the world plotline considering in the comic they never were misfits but instead some of the scariest heroes/anti-heroes in the universe that banded together to beat the hell out of Thanos.

Makes sense though since general audiences have no idea who these characters are. Looks like a fun movie.