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Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 8:55 pm**

Time to make some nerds cry.

[deck]Reanimator is gone, yay[/deck]

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 8:57 pm**

So I want to attempt to get an fnm sin collector, but am a touch tired of standard. Then I realized other shops might run draft for FNM and I found a shop that's actually closer than my normal shop.

If you don't end up grabbing one, I've got one I'd be perfectly fine trading/sending ya

Guy creeps me the fuck out. It's even worse on gatherer, where he's peering over the top of the page....

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 9:20 pm**

I have one, and it creeps me out but I think it's awesome. Reminds me of Herbert from Family Guy.

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 9:22 pm**

Alex, that list...

There's a special place in hell for lists like that!

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 9:32 pm**

Kaze, probably depends on the group you would play with. I doubt Timmies will be happy but I imagine experienced players will just remove it turn 2-3. Do you have the lifegain to make it a good later drop?

Not sure yet. Kicking around ideas for possible Jenara list. If it doesn't pan out, I'll probably go with Riku instead. I haven't played anything considerable in months and I figure I should put some of these money cards to use.

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 9:33 pm**

Time to make some nerds cry.

[deck]Reanimator is gone, yay[/deck]

I scry every time.

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 9:34 pm**

I'm considering making a Lazav list.

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 9:38 pm**

Hexproof is a real mechanic.

Real stupid.

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 9:46 pm**

I'm considering making a Lazav list.

Lazav + huge things + discard = awesome?

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 9:48 pm**

Also just proxied this onto transparency, got a foil ready for it once I go buy another can of spray adhesive. Will take pics.

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 9:49 pm**

Just bought some Sphinx's Revelations. I'm headed to the dark side gentlemen.

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 9:53 pm**

Does that make Wafo Tapa Vader? Cause I could totally see it.

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 9:53 pm**

Indeed it does.

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 9:55 pm**

Is sticking Serra Ascendant in a group EDH deck going to get me targeted like I think it will?

Just think of it like your marriage: Really great for a little while and then gone unexpectedly.

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 10:08 pm**

Just think of it like your marriage: Really great for a little while and then gone unexpectedly.

Much like the delusion that you have ever given a woman an orgasm.

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 10:11 pm**

Just bought some Sphinx's Revelations. I'm headed to the dark side gentlemen.

good man. i have a uw list for you if you want it.

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 10:16 pm**

Just think of it like your marriage: Really great for a little while and then gone unexpectedly.

Much like the delusion that you have ever given a woman an orgasm.

Hey, your Mom was enjoying the "D" plenty last night. No complaints there.

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 10:19 pm**

I'm considering making a Lazav list.
Lazav + huge things + discard = awesome?

And mill.

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 10:27 pm**

Just think of it like your marriage: Really great for a little while and then gone unexpectedly.

Much like the delusion that you have ever given a woman an orgasm.
Hey, your
Mom was enjoying the "D" plenty last night. No complaints there.

Ohh, Khaos. You had so many avenues and you went with a "your mom" joke? I'm disappointed.

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 10:28 pm**

I'm considering making a Lazav list.
Lazav + huge things + discard = awesome?
And mill.

Is this multiplayer?

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 10:28 pm**

Just bought some Sphinx's Revelations. I'm headed to the dark side gentlemen.
good man. i have a uw list for you if you want it.

I'm actually not convinced UW is better then Esper. I'm partly biased because I'm better with the latter deck, but draws seem much more of a real thing with UW and the deck seems more likely to lose to itself.

Granted, it is fun to beat active Underworld connections out of mono-black by just attacking wtih mutavaults.

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 10:30 pm**

Just think of it like your marriage: Really great for a little while and then gone unexpectedly.

Much like the delusion that you
have ever given a woman an orgasm.
Hey, your Mom was enjoying the "D" plenty last night. No complaints there.
Ohh, Khaos. You had so many avenues and you went with a "your mom" joke? I'm disappointed.

I know.

I wanted to say "Your ex-wife," but I felt that was maybe a little too over-the-top.

edit:

On one hand, I never want to bring up you marriage because I think that if the same situation happened to me, I'd probably be a shell of a man. Also, you're my bro and I don't think I should really bring that up.

But on the other had, you play Soul Sisters and Serra Ascendent. So fuck all that.

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 10:32 pm**

Better but still low-hanging fruit.

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 10:34 pm**

See my edit, ya cuntflap.

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 10:37 pm**

Don't hate the Sistas 'cause you cannot conceivably play around them with any deck toting red. <3

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 10:41 pm**

Kaze, probably depends on the group you would play with. I doubt Timmies will be happy but I imagine experienced players will just remove it turn 2-3. Do you have the lifegain to make it a good later drop?
Not sure yet. Kicking around ideas for possible Jenara list. If it doesn't pan out, I'll probably go with Riku instead. I haven't played anything considerable in months and I figure I should put some of these money cards to use.

Riku is my absolute favorite general. I'd have written a primer for it in the Command Tower section, but my deck is very similar to Sonik'
s over on MTGS and I think he did a much better job with the primer than I would ever care to do. It is one of the greatest primers I've ever read, second only to Zem's RDW primer from last year.

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 10:56 pm**

I've had a blind seer primer waiting to be written for months...

It may continue to be unwritten for quite a while.

I have too many decks I want to make, fuck.

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 10:57 pm**

Don't hate the Sistas 'cause you cannot conceivably play around them with any deck toting red. <3

How did you even get into this Clan in the first place?

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 11:00 pm**

Kaze, you were the Chosen one! You were supposed to lead the Red Mages against the Soul Wardens, not join them!

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 11:00 pm**

Soul sisters blows

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 11:02 pm**

The best match-up against Red. Terrible against everything else. Like, what does it do against Jund besides lose?

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 11:03 pm**

Kaze, you were the Chosen one! You were supposed to lead the Red Mages against the Soul Wardens, not join them!

If you're not with me...then you're my enemy!

Only a white mage deals in absolutes...

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 11:06 pm**

You did this to yourself, Kaze.

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 11:09 pm**

IDK what soul sisters even looks like. If I where to build the deck, it would probably play squadrion hawks and maybe even lingering souls. That would go a long way to make the jund matchup good. Just hope they don't play chandra. That, and there's the question of does it become better to play BW tokens at that point.

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 11:18 pm**

The best match-up against Red. Terrible against everything else. Like, what does it do against Jund besides lose?

Win? I'm probably something like 18-3 against Jund with that deck.

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 11:19 pm**

it does run squardon hawks, see: martyr of sands also serra ascendant

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 11:20 pm**

Then yeah, I can see the jund matchup being winnable. Just don't get chandra'd.

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 11:26 pm**

If I were expecting jund I'd consider splashing black for Vault of the Archangel, Zealous Persecution, and Lingering Souls Recursion. Issue being slightly weaker Martyr lifegain.

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 11:33 pm**

My deck also mainboards 2 Angel of Jubilation, 4 Spectral Procession and 3 ghost quarter and sides in Rest in peace and Brave the Elements.

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2013 11:35 pm**

Olivia Voldaren is also a card to watch out for.

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