[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[zemanjaski]

I feel like I'm in a dream I can't wake up from.

Ill wake you up right now!

[TubeHunter]

“It tastes like somebody stole my wallet. Ya know?”

[TubeHunter]

Non sequitur ho!

[Lightning_Dolt]

Boxing day hangover...

[Kazekirimaru]

I've been told I can/should be less aggressive with her friends.

Some people just need to get Kimura'd once in a while. I don't see the issue.

[zemanjaski]

I dud break a guys jaw with an inverted grip guillotine once.

[zemanjaski]

I felt bad as I walked away with an explosion behind me.

[Helios]

Kiora got spoiled. 2UG. Starts with 2 loyalty. +1, prevent all damage dealt to/by a perm. and opponent controls for a turn. -1, Explore. -5, emblem: you get a 9/9 kraken at the end of each of your turns.

[zemanjaski]

Friends with PSully on Facebook huehuehue.

[hamfactorial]

^That's Ham's battle cry, by the way.

Does he give his viewers +1/+0 when he attacks?

The viewers get +1/+0, but his cohosts get -1/-1 and can't cast spells.

This seems eerily accurate. Strange things happen on stream. One must abandon all sense of reason, justice and belief in the corrective power of variance when viewing one of my dailies.

[zemanjaski]

You're entering the ham zone.

[Helios]

So GP Richmond looks great...but the format is Modern

[Alex]

Good thing I write a bitchin' article for modern.

[Valdarith]

Just take Ninja Bear Delver and make fun of yourself while you play.

[zemanjaski]

[Sasky]

I've been playing this for modern and it's been the balls.

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[deck]Creatures:12
4 Delver of Secrets
4 Snapcaster Mage
4 Young Pyromancer

Spells:28
4 Lightning Bolt
4 Path to Exile
4 Serum Visions
4 Boros Charm
4 Lightning Helix
4 Magma Jet
4 Remand

Lands:20
4 Arid Mesa
2 Hallowed Fountain
3 Island
1 Mountain
1 Plains
1 Sacred Foundry
4 Scalding Tarn
4 Steam Vents

Sideboard:15
2 Pillar of Flame
2 Relic of Progenitus
2 Wear // Tear
2 Combust
1 Smash to Smithereens
2 Hibernation
4 Molten Rain[/deck]

Plays the best red one drop and two drop, delver and snapcaster.

[zemanjaski]

I like everything but the 3rd and 4th Path

[Helios]

Oh yea, problem two is that I don't even have money for the other 3 stormbreaths I need for Standard, much less travel to Richmond

[Sasky]

They need to print more 2 mana 4 damage burn like boros charm for me to not play paths.

(the paths help with wurmcoils, finks, and twin)

[Sasky]

Oh yea, problem two is that I don't even have money for the other 3 stormbreaths I need for Standard, much less travel to Richmond

Make convincing proxies.

[zemanjaski]

Drinking in the warm sun wins over anybody.

Successful. So happy.

Noes your chance to get non-condescending answers to your questions.

[Kazekirimaru]

How do I become super awesome?

[zemanjaski]

Study the history of the game. All logical expressions of strategy have already been explored. Understand that all that matters is winning; there are no points for style or creativity. Don't idolise pros. Learn to calculate and control your emotions.

[Kazekirimaru]

I meant at life, but I'll try to apply that anyway.

[zemanjaski]

At life I wouldn't know, it's not my area if knowkedge. Be good to people is all I know.

[Alex]

Calculating your emotions is perfectly fine when done secretly.

[photodyer]

re Pip photo: My God, James...those eyes...I imagine you get utterly lost and at the same time find yourself in them. And if she looks at you that way,that's what we all live for...not to be idolized or mooned over, but that soul gaze that pulls the universe into alignment and gives utter clarity about what really matters.

Congratulations to both of you for deciding to take things up a notch; my best to you, good sir.

[zemanjaski]

She does have the prettiest eyes ever.

[Kazekirimaru]

Dat human symmetry.

[hamfactorial]

I've been playing this for modern and it's been the balls.

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[deck]Creatures:12
4 Delver of Secrets
4 Snapcaster Mage
4 Young Pyromancer

Spells:28
4 Lightning Bolt
4 Path to Exile
4 Serum Visions
4 Boros Charm
4 Lightning Helix
4 Magma Jet
4 Remand

Lands:20
4 Arid Mesa
2 Hallowed Fountain
3 Island
1 Mountain
1 Plains
1 Sacred Foundry
4 Scalding Tarn
4 Steam Vents

Sideboard:15
2 Pillar of Flame
2 Relic of Progenitus
2 Wear // Tear
2 Combust
1 Smash to Smithereens
2 Hibernation
4 Molten Rain[/deck]

Plays the best red one drop and two drop, delver and snapcaster.

I like it my inner Johnny wants to put a few Isochron Scepters in there and commence trolling.

[zemanjaski]

Pete "you're a good bloke James. Take care of her"

[photodyer]

Pete "you're a good bloke James. Take care of her"

[Jack]

I've been playing this for modern and it's been the balls.

---

[deck]Creatures:12
4 Delver of Secrets
4 Snapcaster Mage
4 Young Pyromancer

Spells:28
4 Lightning Bolt
4 Path to Exile
4 Serum Visions
4 Boros Charm
4 Lightning Helix
4 Magma Jet
4 Remand

Lands:20
4 Arid Mesa
2 Hallowed Fountain
3 Island
1 Mountain
1 Plains
1 Sacred Foundry
4 Scalding Tarn
4 Steam Vents

Sideboard:15
2 Pillar of Flame
2 Relic of Progenitus
2 Wear // Tear
2 Combust
1 Smash to Smithereens
2 Hibernation
4 Molten Rain[/deck]

Plays the best red one drop and two
drop, delver and snapcaster.

I like it my inner Johnny wants to put a few Isochron Scepters in there and commence trolling.

-2 Path - 1 Serum Visions +2 Izzet Charm +1 Isochron Scepter

Most aggro and midrange decks simply can't beat a turn 2-3 Charm on a stick.

I have. Brave the Elements, BITCH!

[magicdownunder]

IDK Jund is a big enough player to make me 2nd guess running Isochron Scepter...

[Jack]

Yeah, it's probably best to have it in the board. Izzet charm definitely seems like a good idea, though.

[Khaospawn]

I wasn't impressed with Charm. It's either an expensive Spell Pierce or an expensive Shock.

[Jack]

What deck did you use it in? I haven't played it myself, but it seems fantastic in the tempo decks that show up every so often at the LGS on Modern nights.

[redthirst]

My gf's dad when we started dating: "I'm a good judge of character and I can tell that you're a good guy."
Me: "You're pretty full of shit, huh?"

[photodyer]

Mine was even funnier...

My lady's parents had told her to invite me out for pizza with the family (20 or so of them). Mom introduces herself and is the soul of hospitality, making my kids immediately feel like they belonged...and then she handed me a beer and apologized that it was "only" Bud Light since she had heard that I liked craft brews.

Dad makes his way down the table...big smile hand shake, glad to meet you, then a serious look:

Dad: Do you hunt?
Me: Nope...I love venison and deer sausage, but no.

Dad's face immediately fell and he huffed a sigh, then smiled again and made his way back down the table.

I went back to my chair and relayed the exchange to my lady, who proceeded to bust up laughing in and shaking her head in exasperation. She explained that her dad loves to hunt and was hoping that he was getting another potential woods buddy out of the deal to soften his wife up on how
often he could go.

[Khaospawn]

What deck did you use it in? I haven't played it myself, but it seems fantastic in the tempo decks that show up every so often at the LGS on Modern nights.

My U/R Delver/YP$ counter/burn/tempo deck. I've been playing with it for about a month. I just haven't posted a list yet because it changes a lot. I've been trying everything I can to make it work. It's good, but not great. I think Sasky may be on to something by adding White, but that manabase is pretty painful. One of the things o learned was to add more basics, less shocks.