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Posted: **Fri Nov 29, 2013 2:44 pm**

I like my women like I like my coffee:

- hot, black and strong enough to kick my ass
- ground up and frozen
- dark and a little bitter
- drug through the Andes in a burlap sack
- hairless
- devoured by civets
- served in a mug that proclaims my status as the World's Greatest Father

I'd go on, but I'm late for work.

Posted: **Fri Nov 29, 2013 4:31 pm**

Less anti-woman talk please.

Posted: **Fri Nov 29, 2013 4:32 pm**

Just got back from Boyz Noise. Lucky the shops are closed or I'd buy pip a ring right now.

Posted: **Fri Nov 29, 2013 4:32 pm**

You know Urza, and how that guy engineered a bloodline or two to fight off Phyrexians during his days? Well, it's just what I have been doing in the last few days in Pokemon Y since there is not much initiatives to go MODO.

tl:dr - Currently breeding pokemons for the perfect killer machines.

Posted: **Fri Nov 29, 2013 4:38 pm**

I like my Jews like I like my coffee:
- hot, black and strong enough to kick my ass
- ground up and frozen
- dark and a little bitter
- drug through the Andes in a burlap sack
- hairless
- devoured by civets
- served in a mug that proclaims my status as the World's Greatest Father
I'd go on, but I'm late for work.

Posted: **Fri Nov 29, 2013 4:57 pm**

Let's start men bashing.

Posted: **Fri Nov 29, 2013 4:58 pm**

Stupid men and their penises!

Posted: **Fri Nov 29, 2013 5:12 pm**

Rapists, the lot of them!

Posted: **Fri Nov 29, 2013 5:27 pm**

Always trying to stick things in vaginas! As well as other moist orifices!

Posted: **Fri Nov 29, 2013 5:39 pm**

Patriarchy!!!!!

Posted: **Fri Nov 29, 2013 6:07 pm**

Those filthy bastards.
And dicks.
Oh, don't let me get started on dicks.

Posted: **Fri Nov 29, 2013 6:39 pm**

Get started on dicks, Yarpus.

Posted: **Fri Nov 29, 2013 6:40 pm**

I fear someone might waltz in here someday and take everything I say seriously.
This is my subconscious telling me to watch Endless Waltz, I know it.
You could watch a movie with a char clone, or better yet watch a movie with the original, Char Aznable. Might I reccomend Char's Counterattack?

I'll go for it

Posted: **Fri Nov 29, 2013 6:51 pm**

Get started on dicks, Yarpus.

I told you to not let me do that.
You see? Having a penis makes you unable to perform such a simple task.
For christ's fucking sake, does having a sack full of blood, semen and other shit gives you any reason for screwing up like that?
Women are clearly a master race.

Even if dicks are delicious.

Posted: **Fri Nov 29, 2013 6:58 pm**

Guys, I'm worried... You're not making dick jokes and being gay... You almost sound straight ;-;

Everything I've known is crumbling around me ;-;

(Edit: Just saw Yarpus's edit... Dammit, now my statement is less true e.e)

Posted: **Fri Nov 29, 2013 7:00 pm**

Uh-oh, everybody hide your corruption, the watchdogs are here!

Posted: **Fri Nov 29, 2013 7:01 pm**

this is what i feel like when i read this thread

Posted: **Fri Nov 29, 2013 7:14 pm**

Stupid Corruption and its penis!

Posted: **Fri Nov 29, 2013 7:16 pm**

Violation is a synonym for intercourse. Sex is rape, mods are corrupt, the world spins on.

Posted: **Fri Nov 29, 2013 7:23 pm**

this is what i feel like when i read this thread

You must be new here

Posted: **Fri Nov 29, 2013 7:42 pm**

Guys, I'm worried... You're not making dick jokes and being gay... You almost sound straight ;-;

Everything I've known is crumbling around me ;-;

(Edit: Just saw Yarpus's edit... Dammit, now my statement is less true e.e)

Your concern is a fine feminine quality. Men are emotionless pigs. I posit that you are a strong, powerful black woman who don't need no man.

Posted: **Fri Nov 29, 2013 7:42 pm**

Get started on dicks, Yarpus.
I told you to not let me do that.
You see? Having a penis makes you unable to perform such a simple task.
For christ's fucking sake, does having a sack full of blood, semen and other shit gives you any reason for screwing up like that?
Women are clearly a master race.

Even if dicks are delicious.

Preach it, sista'.

Posted: **Fri Nov 29, 2013 8:01 pm**

Mmm Hmmmmm!

Posted: **Fri Nov 29, 2013 8:09 pm**

Violation is a synonym for intercourse. Sex is rape, mods are corrupt, the world spins on.

My life is a lie

Posted: **Fri Nov 29, 2013 8:43 pm**

I love gay jokes.
Except of of an actual "put a dick into anus" part.
It tickles.

Posted: **Fri Nov 29, 2013 8:57 pm**

Well I'm sad now. My lgs only had the mutavaults and mouthbreather dragon i needed. No cared foundries or temples... That means I can't play walter white tonight ;-;

Posted: **Fri Nov 29, 2013 9:39 pm**

My LGS never has what I want/need. Real life is such a scam.

Posted: **Fri Nov 29, 2013 9:41 pm**

disregard life, aquire fantasy

Posted: **Fri Nov 29, 2013 9:46 pm**

Become immersed in geological phenomenon, fail to escape from philosophical truth.

Posted: **Fri Nov 29, 2013 10:09 pm**

I don't even think imma try to get into standard for the time being, even after i can drive.

Posted: **Fri Nov 29, 2013 10:09 pm**

Im just really sick of this format

Posted: **Fri Nov 29, 2013 10:10 pm**

I think ill pick up a bunch of scrylands and anticipate if it gets any better.

Posted: **Fri Nov 29, 2013 10:21 pm**

is it weird that i think i enjoyed thragtusk standard more than i think i enjoy this one ?

Posted: **Fri Nov 29, 2013 10:29 pm**

I'd say "unforgivable" is a better word there than "weird."

Posted: **Fri Nov 29, 2013 10:50 pm**

Become immersed in geological phenomenon, fail to escape from philosophical truth.

I beseech thee to gaze upon the heavens and observe.
I am a peasant, I require no external validation of my feelings.

Posted: **Fri Nov 29, 2013 10:53 pm**

I'd say "unforgivable" is a better word there than "weird."

Posted: **Fri Nov 29, 2013 11:04 pm**

A friend at the store had all 4 foundries and all 4 temples. Gt em for $60 cash and a pizza.

I can now use pyrodragons at my fnm

Posted: **Fri Nov 29, 2013 11:08 pm**

Fuck I really don't like the decks in this format though.

Posted: **Fri Nov 29, 2013 11:09 pm**

except for pyrowhite of course, but thaats a given

Posted: **Fri Nov 29, 2013 11:10 pm**

Well I really liked Inn-RTR.

I felt GTC and DGM were pretty boring formats.

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