[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[DocLawless]

I like my women like I like my coffee:

• - hot, black and strong enough to kick my ass
  - ground up and frozen
  - dark and a little bitter
  - drug through the Andes in a burlap sack
  - hairless
  - devoured by civets
  - served in a mug that proclaims my status as the World's Greatest Father

I'd go on, but I'm late for work.

[zemanjaski]

Less anti-woman talk please.

[zemanjaski]

Just got back from Boyz Noise. Lucky the shops are closed or I'd buy pip a ring right now.

[F.I.A]

You know Urza, and how that guy engineered a bloodline or two to fight off Phyrexians during his days? Well, it's just what I have been doing in the last few days in Pokemon Y since there is not much initiatives to go MODO.

tl:dr - Currently breeding pokemons for the perfect killer machines.

[DocLawless]

I like my Jews like I like my coffee:

• - hot, black and strong enough to kick my ass
  - ground up and frozen
  - dark and a little bitter
  - drug through the Andes in a burlap sack
  - hairless
  - devoured by civets
  - served in a mug that proclaims my status as the World's Greatest Father

I'd go on, but I'm late for work.

[Khaospawn]

Let's start men bashing.

[Khaospawn]

Stupid men and their penises!

[DocLawless]

Rapists, the lot of them!

[Khaospawn]

Always trying to stick things in vaginas! As well as other moist orifices!

[hamfactorial]

Patriarchy!!!!!

[Yarpus]

Those filthy bastards.
And dicks.
Oh, don't let me get started on dicks.

[DocLawless]

Get started on dicks, Yarpus.

[Kazekirimaru]

I fear someone might waltz in here someday and take everything I say seriously.

This is my subconscious telling me to watch Endless Waltz, I know it.

You could watch a movie with a char clone, or better yet watch a movie with the original, Char Aznable. Might I reccomend Char's Counterattack?

I'll go for it

[Yarpus]

Get started on dicks, Yarpus.

I told you to not let me do that.
You see? Having a penis makes you unable to perform such a simple task.
For christ's fucking sake, does having a sack full of blood, semen and other shit gives you any reason for screwing up like that?
Women are clearly a master race.

Even if dicks are delicious.

[RaidaTheBlade]

Guys, I'm worried... You're not making dick jokes and being gay... You almost sound straight ;-;

Everything I've known is crumbling around me ;-;


(Edit: Just saw Yarpus's edit... Dammit, now my statement is less true e.e)

[RaidaTheBlade]

Uh-oh, everybody hide your corruption, the watchdogs are here!

[TubeHunter]

this is what i feel like when i read this thread

[Khaospawn]

Stupid Corruption and its penis!

[Stardust]

Violation is a synonym for intercourse. Sex is rape, mods are corrupt, the world spins on.

[hamfactorial]

this is what i feel like when i read this thread

You must be new here

[DocLawless]

Guys, I'm worried... You're not making dick jokes and being gay... You almost sound straight ;-;

Everything I've known is crumbling around me ;-;


(Edit: Just saw Yarpus's edit... Dammit, now my statement is less true e.e)

Your concern is a fine feminine quality. Men are emotionless pigs. I posit that you are a strong, powerful black woman who don't need no man.

[DocLawless]

Get started on dicks, Yarpus.

I told you to not let me do that.
You see? Having a penis makes you unable to perform such a simple task.
For christ's fucking sake, does having a sack full of blood, semen and other shit gives you any reason for screwing up like that?
Women are clearly a master race.

Even if dicks are delicious.

Preach it, sista'.

[Khaospawn]

Mmm Hmmmmm!

[Kazekirimaru]

Violation is a synonym for intercourse. Sex is rape, mods are corrupt, the world spins on.

My life is a lie

[Yarpus]

I love gay jokes.
Except of of an actual "put a dick into anus" part.
It tickles.

[RaidaTheBlade]

Well I'm sad now. My lgs only had the mutavaults and mouthbreather dragon i needed. No cared foundries or temples... That means I can't play walter white tonight ;-;

[Kazekirimaru]

My LGS never has what I want/need. Real life is such a scam.

[TubeHunter]

disregard life, aquire fantasy

[Kazekirimaru]

Become immersed in geological phenomenon, fail to escape from philosophical truth.

[TubeHunter]

I don't even think imma try to get into standard for the time being, even after i can drive.

[TubeHunter]

Im just really sick of this format

[TubeHunter]

I think ill pick up a bunch of scrylands and anticipate if it gets any better.

[TubeHunter]

is it weird that i think i enjoyed thragtusk standard more than i think i enjoy this one ?

[Helios]

I'd say "unforgivable" is a better word there than "weird."

[hamfactorial]

Become immersed in geological phenomenon, fail to escape from philosophical truth.

I beseech thee to gaze upon the heavens and observe.
I am a peasant, I require no external validation of my feelings.

[zemanjaski]

I'd say "unforgivable" is a better word there than "weird."

[RaidaTheBlade]

A friend at the store had all 4 foundries and all 4 temples. Gt em for $60 cash and a pizza.

I can now use pyrodragons at my fnm

[TubeHunter]

Fuck I really don't like the decks in this format though.

[TubeHunter]

except for pyrowhite of course, but thaats a given

[zemanjaski]

Well I really liked Inn-RTR.

I felt GTC and DGM were pretty boring formats.