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Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 6:55 am
by Lightning_Dolt
Kaze, what's with the Nazi shit?
Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 6:58 am
by Jack
I just spent Thanksgiving with a few people who are probably former Nazis, so those just got a bit extra weird for me.
Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 7:06 am
by LP, of the Fires
Freedom for prez.
If there's a FoS themed mafia game, I'll learn the rules just to play it the one time.
Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 7:07 am
by zemanjaski
/ gutter
Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 7:07 am
by zemanjaski
You think I'm Vicious? You don't know what Vicious is!
Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 7:16 am
by dpaine88
What cards? I have to know.
Kept Mountain, Swamp, Minotaur Beserker(+2/0 haste guy).
Was on the draw.
Drew Tymerat Murder King. Then mountain. Then another beserker. Then I kinda forget.
Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 7:17 am
by LP, of the Fires
Just curving into the beats.
Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 7:18 am
by Kazekirimaru
Kaze, what's with the Nazi shit?
I'm a Nazi.
Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 7:22 am
by zemanjaski
Knew it!
Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 7:23 am
by LP, of the Fires
explains the need for attention.
Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 7:28 am
by Kazekirimaru
I'm actually just being blatantly offensive for the lulz
Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 7:29 am
by LP, of the Fires
It's funny because he's an assehole! Ohwait.
When did picking on Kaze become a thing? Granted, enjoyable thing.
Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 7:30 am
by RaidaTheBlade
Well, I'm the only Jew here as far as I know, and I find it weird, but not really insulting.
Although I may be a bit weird n that respect as I HAVE practiced my goose-stepping and pronunciation of 'Sieg Heil!'...
...I enjoy messing with people's heads

Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 7:31 am
by Kazekirimaru
The site has realized how easy of a target I am/how much I don't care.
I'm like a living stress-relief doll. People take their insecurities out on me, and in turn feel better about themselves. It's a twisted love I impart on you all. <3
Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 7:33 am
by Kazekirimaru
Well, I'm the only Jew here as far as I know, and I find it weird, but not really insulting.
Although I may be a bit weird n that respect as I HAVE practiced my goose-stepping and pronunciation of 'Sieg Heil!'...
...I enjoy messing with people's heads

Funny. That further proves my theory that most people offended by anti-Semitic jokes are not Jewish, and Jews don't seem to give a damn.

Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 7:33 am
by Kazekirimaru
Anyone stateside doing Black Friday shopping?
Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 7:34 am
by dpaine88
Little late but Happy Thanksgiving everyone =)
So very thankful for you guys who have helped improve my magic game immensely. I would prob be terrible if I never found the R/x Aggro thread right when I came back to magic on MTGSally.
All the neat tricks, sideboarding plans, decklists and general card philosophy is stuff that would have taken me years, if ever to figure out on my own.
Looking forward to another year of getting better with you all.

Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 7:51 am
by dpaine88
LMAO....guy on MTGO goes Elfish Mystic into 2 more Mystic. Laughing hysterically, I cast Flames of the Firebrand and he promptly quits.
Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 7:58 am
by RaidaTheBlade
Well, I'm the only Jew here as far as I know, and I find it weird, but not really insulting.
Although I may be a bit weird n that respect as I HAVE practiced my goose-stepping and pronunciation of 'Sieg Heil!'...
...I enjoy messing with people's heads

Funny. That further proves my theory that most people offended by anti-Semitic jokes are not Jewish, and Jews don't seem to give a damn.

nWell, there's kinda a reason for that. Traditional Jewish humor tends to actually be self-deprecating. We mock ourselves, and joke about ourselves, a lot. It has the effect of letting people know that they are indeed jokes, not truth.
Cause if you hear a Jewish guy inslting himself, you take it less seriously and view the idea as sillier then if somebody else does.
But that went from vaudeville into radio/tvs/movies, so there's actually a lot of jewish-style humor in american comedy...
Also:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_humour
Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 8:05 am
by Lightning_Dolt
I'm not the morality police, but it is in bad taste and it's pretty clear it's just for shock value,. You are now FoS's Miley Cyrus lol.
Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 8:19 am
by RaidaTheBlade
Scariest thing I've seen in a long time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45lB-fyB87Y
Wrecking ball shifted to g-major, layered, and set to a color-inverted version of the music video ;-;
Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 8:22 am
by LP, of the Fires
Kaze, Officially Miley Cyrus of the Fires of Salvation.
Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 9:00 am
by DarthStabber
Kaze, Officially Miley Cyrus of the Fires of Salvation.
He should put that as his rank.
Also, is it just me or is sobering up without sleeping weird?
Inb4: "yeah, why would you ever be sober"
Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 9:03 am
by DarthStabber
Also SIEG ZEON!!!
Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 9:06 am
by RaidaTheBlade
Was that a nazi joke and a gundam joke wrapped into one? Well done sir
Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 9:09 am
by DarthStabber
I try, except when I don't.
Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 9:11 am
by Kazekirimaru
You guys are great.
Shame one of you is Jewish and the other gay.
Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 9:12 am
by Kazekirimaru
Kaze, Officially Miley Cyrus of the Fires of Salvation.
Finally, I have an identity!

Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 9:15 am
by DarthStabber
So Raida has to wear a star of david and I have to wear a pink triangle?
Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 9:17 am
by Kazekirimaru
No. Just queue up and we'll take care of the rest. <3
Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 9:17 am
by Kazekirimaru
I fear someone might waltz in here someday and take everything I say seriously.
Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 9:19 am
by DarthStabber
Actually I might be inducted into the SS anyway, if rumors are to be believed. Plus I have blonde hair and blue eyes, can't miss there.
Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 9:21 am
by Kazekirimaru
Also SIEG ZEON!!!
This really was perfectly placed.
Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 9:35 am
by Kazekirimaru
I fear someone might waltz in here someday and take everything I say seriously.
This is my subconscious telling me to watch Endless Waltz, I know it.
Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 9:39 am
by RaidaTheBlade
Also, the waltz is a german dance, so... Bonus points?
Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 9:52 am
by DarthStabber
Also, the waltz is a german dance, so... Bonus points?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41_formj58w
Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 11:20 am
by NerdBoyWonder
Working Black Friday as of now. Shit be crazy and the people are crazier.
Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 12:02 pm
by DarthStabber
I fear someone might waltz in here someday and take everything I say seriously.
This is my subconscious telling me to watch Endless Waltz, I know it.
You could watch a movie with a char clone, or better yet watch a movie with the original, Char Aznable. Might I reccomend Char's Counterattack?
Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 12:45 pm
by Yarpus
I'd love me some killin', but I don't get the whole Mafia deal at all. Also, being in different time zone - I'd probably screw the game for ya.
So you can drop me from the list and include someone who deserves the spot easily.
Also, Nazi jokes?
Nazi jokes.
In a concetration camp, SS-man to jew:
- Weight?
- 15 kg.
- Hah, cute fatty you are. Age?
- Tomorrow I'll be 19.
- Not sure, not sure.
SS-man says to polish people in concentration camp:
- Today you'll have a little bit of fun. You'll play football/soccer on minefield.
Jews laugh.
- Oh you guys don't worry. First you'll cut the grass.
Also, one of my personal favs (not jewish/Nazi).
Russian scientists found a connection between man's Eye and Ass.
When they sticked a needle into his ass, he started to cry.
When they sticked a needle into his eye, he shitted himself.
I like my women as my Whisky. 8 years old and with coke.
Red Hood sits
naked under the tree. Wolf arrives.
- Aren't you afraid of someone doing something nasty to you?
- I'm actually waiting for that...
And wolf broke her leg.
Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 2:19 pm
by Khaospawn
I like my women the same way I like my fish : battered.