Dies to Removal

I'm so not ready to see my extended family for the first time since my divorce.

Will they give me misplaced sympathies that I don't want?

Will they berate me for getting married young and subsequently running home with my tail between my legs?

Get drunk and alternate between both?

Stay tuned!

I am not going to get through these holidays sober.

I am not going to get through these holidays sober.

It's a thought I've had numerous times today.

Kaze, we can be lonely together.

But not like, together together.

And now the word "together" just looks weird to me.

I think I'm insane. I'm leavign my house this black friday. First time I've ever done so willingly.
And you know why I am?

FNM...

(I might have a problem e.e)

When do we get a White Friday?

Kaze, we can be lonely together.

But not like, together together.

Let's figure out the sobriety part first. Then we can figure out the parameters of "together".

Oh wait, that was last Friday when I had my face buried in a Mountain of coke placed between some stripper's tits.



Kidding. That was actually months ago.

Kaze, we can be lonely together.

But not like, together together.

Let's figure out the sobriety part first. Then we can figure out the parameters of "together".

Bow-chicka-wow-wow

Ill write a primer. Stabber can co-author.

What primer are we writing? The closest thing to mtg primer writing experience I have is D&D handbook writing, but their both dorky WotC products, so I should be good.

I'm going to let you read back through the thread and figure it out, since I don't want to spoil the moment for you

What primer are we writing?

Kaze and Khaos's forbidden love.

What primer are we writing?

Kaze and Khaos' unfulfilling love.

This is Kaze we're talking about.

It's good to have an actual token gay in the clan, now I don't have to pretend I know the etiquette and dress code for a demographic I don't fit into.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv1vfMi8W20
Good movie incoming.
Trailer is messed up with the cheesy one-liners about hope and shit, but knowing the director and what the fuck happened in Stalingrad, it's gonna be good.
Oh, and this is high-budget. At least previous Bondarczuk's movie was. Y'know, ruskies have money.

It's good to have an actual token gay in the clan, now I don't have to pretend I know the etiquette and dress code for a demographic I don't fit into.

Like, for some reason, from basically the first day I was here I thought Alex was gay. I think it was engrained into me by y'all.
Then we were both in skype during a stream of Ham's and he revealed he wasn't. I was honestly shocked and confused


Also, I am in a conundrum. Gonna buy all the stuff I'm missing from Walter White. It'd be cheaper online, but I kinda wanna buy it from my lgs and support them... Gonna try and see if
I can work something out, but I'd still likely end up spending $20 more e.e

Just buy it from the LGS, if you buy in bulk sometimes they'll cut you a deal. At my store (Be There Games) they run a constant special of "buy 3 standard singles, get 1 free." So I basically always buy from them even though it generally ends up being the same price as if I had gotten it online.

Also yeah, not gay. I blame RT for the gay thing, although I'm sure the prince Eric avatar probably didn't help. I should have gone with Aladdin. (Whom I also stood in for on some days.)

Still not sure if I believe you on that

Also, your custom title isn't as funny without the Eric avy

What primer are we writing?

Kaze and Khaos' unfulfilling love.

This is Kaze we're talking about.

The forbidden fruits of my labour.

It's good to have an actual token gay in the clan, now I don't have to pretend I know the etiquette and dress code for a demographic I don't fit into.

Happy to take up the mantle.

Like, for some reason, from basically the first day I was here I thought Alex was gay. I think it was engrained into me by y'all.
Then we were both in skype during a stream of Ham's and he revealed he wasn't. I was honestly shocked and confused

I felt the same way when jonnyspike posted a picture of himself and he was white, I had assumed he was japanese.

Also, I am in a conundrum. Gonna buy all the stuff I'm missing from Walter White. It'd be cheaper online, but I kinda wanna buy it from my lgs and support them... Gonna try and see if I can work something out, but I'd still likely end up spending $20 more e.e

split the purchase between the shop and the web.

What primer are we writing?

Kaze and Khaos' unfulfilling love.

This is Kaze we're talking about.

The
forbidden fruits of my labour.

Aw. I slipped. Now the mericans will know I'm a foreigner.

I posted a picture a d everyone realised I was not infact Patrick Sullivan.

I posted a picture a d everyone realised I was not infact Patrick Sullivan.

Still fairly certain you're Patrick Sullivan. And we've even Skyped. Still not convinced.

What primer are we writing?

Kaze and Khaos' unfulfilling love.

This is Kaze we're talking about.

The
forbidden fruits of my labour.

I swear I'll call in the morning.




Who am I kidding? I never call the next day.

I'm so not ready to see my extended family for the first time since my divorce.

Will they give me misplaced sympathies that I don't want?

Will they berate me for getting married young and subsequently running home with my tail between my legs?

Get drunk and alternate between both?

Stay tuned!

I feel you bro. My first Thanksgiving after my last long term girlfriend and I broke up was like that. Everyone asking where she was, saying how much they liked her, and my drunken uncle asking how I managed to fuck it up in front of everyone.

This year I am thankful for nothing. Fuckers.

Just kidding, still many blessing to count.

I wouldn't call Kaze either, he needs something fresh to write sad songs about.

I wouldn't call Kaze either, he needs something fresh to write sad songs about.

You're getting Taylor Swift'd, bitch.

He said he'd call!

I always say I will.

In a PM on Ugly Sally:

"What makes you the expert on red decks?"

"LSV"

"LSD" would be also an acceptable answer.

Yes it will.

WTF who even asks that?

Yes it will.

What makes you the expert on urination?

Yes it will.

What makes you the expert on urination?

I'll have you know that I pee several times a day. So I'm like totally an expert and stuff.

I joined MTGO. I'm learning how to internet now.

"LSD" would be also an acceptable answer.

That would mean I should be an amazing player, and my constructed rating would like to argue that point.

So I'm in on the t-shirt. Let me know if/when that is a thing that is happening and I will provide an address. Large please, I have huge shoulders. I will bite the bullet and wear one to appease the masses. Plus we're probably going to have to take a sweet-ass group picture at some point and we should probably at least all match.

Also today I bought jeans that look weird with a button-down, so there's that.