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Posted: **Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:19 pm**

I will NOT be responsible if you switch, then 0-2 drop.

Posted: **Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:24 pm**

Kiki Pod is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more enjoyable.

The word you're looking for is 'homosexual'

"Homosexual is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more enjoyable?"

Switch teams, zem?

Posted: **Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:41 pm**

Kiki Pod is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more enjoyable.

The word you're looking for is 'homosexual'
"Homosexual is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more enjoyable?"

Switch teams, zem?

I, for one, welcome my new cumrade.

Posted: **Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:59 pm**

In Soviet Russia, gays become zemanjaski.

Posted: **Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:59 pm**

Kiki Pod is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more enjoyable.

The word you're looking for is 'homosexual'
"Homosexual is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more enjoyable?"

Switch teams, zem?
I, for one, welcome my new cumrade.

nCumri Rade

Posted: **Fri Nov 15, 2013 3:05 pm**

If I'm playing Pod, I'm playing Cum Pod.

Posted: **Fri Nov 15, 2013 3:09 pm**

Kiki Pod is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more enjoyable.

The word you're looking for is 'homosexual'[/quote:
2ysinhgd]

"Homosexual is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more enjoyable?"

Switch teams, zem?
I, for one, welcome my new cumrade.
Cumri Rade
I think you mean Death & Orgasms.

Posted: **Fri Nov 15, 2013 3:32 pm**

I miss one evening around here and the next thing I know y'all have let a damn Round Brown in the door to kick our collective ass and then shifted to gender-bending zeman and creating sophomoric sex-pun deck names.

God, I love this clan!!!

@Doc - I have an aloe that would eat that one alive...I've tried my best to neglect the thing to death and it just GROWS! BTW, if you ever want to get rid of Jack just tell the wife he broke and ship him out my way...we personally love Nightmare (Lock, Shock, Barrel and Oogie Boogie rock for their total lack of moral hindrances).

Posted: **Fri Nov 15, 2013 3:40 pm**

we personally love Nightmare (Lock, Shock, Barrel and Oogie Boogie rock for their total lack of moral hindrances).

I thought I was the only sane one here! Nightmare is required viewing on the evening before Christmas in our house. Hopefully we can introduce it to our kid this year.

Posted: **Fri Nov 15, 2013 3:49 pm**

The only required viewing during any holiday season are the Charlie Brown specials. That shit is beautiful.

Posted: **Fri Nov 15, 2013 3:57 pm**

I

this clan too

@MDU - try the Boss Sligh Deck - it's very good!

Posted: **Fri Nov 15, 2013 3:59 pm**

warm fuzzies for my redbros (except for the corrupt ones)

Posted: **Fri Nov 15, 2013 4:24 pm**

The only required viewing during any holiday season are the Charlie Brown specials. That shit is beautiful.

+ A Christmas Story and Rudolph.

Posted: **Fri Nov 15, 2013 4:29 pm**

The only required viewing during any holiday season are the Charlie Brown specials. That shit is beautiful.

LK, you would just fall out here...Vince Guaraldi is one of my son's absolute favorite jazz composers. Starting around Thanksgiving, he will be playing all of the music from the Christmas special on the piano...it's just too awesome. I was loving it last week because he polished up "Linus and Lucy" for his jazz band audition...I want to dance like Snoopy when he's playing it.

Posted: **Fri Nov 15, 2013 4:31 pm**

The only required viewing during any holiday season are the Charlie Brown specials. That shit is beautiful.
+ A Christmas Story and Rudolph.

Only I didn't say fudge!

Posted: **Fri Nov 15, 2013 4:32 pm**

My mother seems to insist we watch Elf every time it comes on during Christmas time. And it's on a lot. Fucking TBS.

Posted: **Fri Nov 15, 2013 4:32 pm**

The only required viewing during any holiday season are the Charlie Brown specials. That shit is beautiful.
+ A Christmas Story and Rudolph.
Only I didn't say fudge!

I said the word. The big one. The F--- word.

Posted: **Fri Nov 15, 2013 4:34 pm**

we personally love Nightmare (Lock, Shock, Barrel and Oogie Boogie rock for their total lack of moral hindrances).
I thought I was the only sane one here! Nightmare is required viewing on the evening before Christmas in our house. Hopefully we can introduce it to our kid this year.

Add one more to the Nightmare is awesome list. We watch it several times over the year.

Hogfather is quickly becoming required viewing around here as well.

Posted: **Fri Nov 15, 2013 4:34 pm**

The Patrick Stewart version of "A Christmas Carol" is one of our top shows, along with A Christmas Story, Nightmare, Grinch and pretty much everything by Rankin & Bass.

Posted: **Fri Nov 15, 2013 4:35 pm**

+1 Hogfather windstrider--had forgotten that one!

Posted: **Fri Nov 15, 2013 4:42 pm**

we usualy watch the original how the grinch stole christmas. . . on vhs

Posted: **Fri Nov 15, 2013 4:46 pm**

We generally end up watching The Princess Bride sometime during the holidays as well...and then walk around quoting it like the geek family we are.

Posted: **Fri Nov 15, 2013 4:51 pm**

We generally end up watching The Princess Bride sometime during the holidays as well...and then walk around quoting it like the geek family we are.

Ahah. My mother says "Have fun storming the castle" whenever I leave the house for an extended period of time.

Posted: **Fri Nov 15, 2013 4:55 pm**

The Princess Bride...it's been far too long since I've watched it. Well, maybe after we've seen Doctor Who Season 7, Breaking Bad...and we still have half of Firefly unseen...

Posted: **Fri Nov 15, 2013 5:02 pm**

still haven't seen princess bride

Posted: **Fri Nov 15, 2013 5:14 pm**

We generally end up watching The Princess Bride sometime during the holidays as well...and then walk around quoting it like the geek family we are.
Ahah. My mother says "Have fun storming the castle" whenever I leave the house for an extended period of time.

That is the actual gayest thing I have ever seen. Its excellent.

Posted: **Fri Nov 15, 2013 5:15 pm**

still haven't seen princess bride

In full George voice, "Oh my..."

Posted: **Fri Nov 15, 2013 5:19 pm**

@Doc - I have an aloe that would eat that one alive...I've tried my best to neglect the thing to death and it just GROWS! BTW, if you ever want to get rid of Jack just tell the wife he broke and ship him out my way...we personally love Nightmare (Lock, Shock, Barrel and Oogie Boogie rock for their total lack of moral hindrances).

If I tell her Jack broke, she'll break me. That's how it'll go.

Me: "Don't shoot the messenger!"
Her: "This. is. SPARTA!!" *kick*
Me: *falls into bottomless pit* "Where did this pit even come froooooooooom?

Posted: **Fri Nov 15, 2013 5:33 pm**

We generally end up watching The Princess Bride sometime during the holidays as well...and then walk around quoting it like the geek family we are.
Ahah. My mother says "Have fun storming the castle" whenever I leave the house for an extended period of time.
That is the actual gayest thing I have ever seen. Its excellent.

You must be the worst Supergay ever.

Posted: **Fri Nov 15, 2013 5:35 pm**

I am so tired of doctors offices. I cannot wait to get over this giving fucking pneumonia.

Posted: **Fri Nov 15, 2013 5:39 pm**

I am so tired of doctors offices.

It'll all be worth it when you're a real girl, though.

Posted: **Fri Nov 15, 2013 5:42 pm**

I am so tired of doctors offices.
It'll all be worth it when you're a real girl, though.

Don't hate on my dreams, man

Posted: **Fri Nov 15, 2013 5:49 pm**

Autocorrect is such a faggot. Also how have i avoided the corruption report this long? I am potentially the most corrupt of all.

Posted: **Fri Nov 15, 2013 5:52 pm**

still haven't seen princess bride

I ... I don't know how to respond to this.

Posted: **Fri Nov 15, 2013 5:53 pm**

@Doc - I have an aloe that would eat that one alive...I've tried my best to neglect the thing to death and it just GROWS! BTW, if you ever want to get rid of Jack just tell the wife he broke and ship him out my way...we personally love Nightmare (Lock, Shock, Barrel and Oogie Boogie rock for their total lack of moral hindrances).
If I tell her Jack broke, she'll break me. That's how it'll go.

Me: "Don't shoot the messenger!"
Her: "This. is. SPARTA!!" *kick*
Me: *falls into bottomless pit* "Where did this pit even come froooooo[/size:
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I totally get that...I'd be the same about my Eslinger prints of Jack, Sally & Zero.

Posted: **Fri Nov 15, 2013 5:54 pm**

still haven't seen princess bride
I ... I don't know how to respond to this.

With patience and hope, Dan...with patience and hope.

Posted: **Fri Nov 15, 2013 5:55 pm**

We watch Groundhog Day because that movie is amazing.

Posted: **Fri Nov 15, 2013 5:55 pm**

still haven't seen princess bride
I ... I don't know how to respond to this.

Humperdink

Posted: **Fri Nov 15, 2013 6:03 pm**

Favorite speech from The Princess Bride

Westley: To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.
Prince Humperdinck: And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don’t mean to duplicate tonight.
Westley: I wasn’t finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.
Prince Humperdinck: And then my ears, I understand let’s get on with it.
Westley: Wrong! Your ears you keep and I’ll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, “Dear God! What is that thing,” will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.

Should be directed at Maze's
End players.

Edit: And then piss on them for good measure.

Posted: **Fri Nov 15, 2013 6:04 pm**

Absolutely, James. Are you and Pip going to see "About Time"? Groundhog Day meets Love Actually...the latter being another great holiday-time film (though not nearly as funny).

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