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TBuzzsaw · Postby **TBuzzsaw** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 3:15 am

No true Californian really cares when an earthquake hits. It's always a "oh, another one" reaction. They last less than a minute so I rather deal with quakes than with hurricanes. I don't understand how people on the East Coast actually say they prefer hurricanes over earthquakes. When it's a free massage.

We're always on fire though. There's something always burning. I still remember it was so bad one time ten years ago that all of LA was covered in a sky of smoke and it rained ash for days.

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Jack · Postby **Jack** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 3:16 am

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PAGE 500!!!!!

photodyer · Postby **photodyer** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 3:17 am

HUMP DAY!!!

Jack · Postby **Jack** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 3:17 am

Dammit, TBuzzsaw...

TBuzzsaw · Postby **TBuzzsaw** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 3:18 am

Hey at least it wasn't the 20,000th post.

rcwraspy · Postby **rcwraspy** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 3:19 am

No true Californian really cares when an earthquake hits. It's always a "oh, another one" reaction. They last less than a minute so I rather deal with quakes than with hurricanes. I don't understand how people on the East Coast actually say they prefer hurricanes over earthquakes. When it's a free massage.

We're always on fire though. There's something always burning. I still remember it was so bad one time ten years ago that all of LA was covered in a sky of smoke and it rained ash for days.

Because unless you live in an area that's susceptible to flooding or built poorly (see levies in New Orleans), you can hunker down and get through a hurricane with minimal damage or injury. Whenever I think of an earthquake I think of the 198*
(88? 89?) World Series and that bridge collapsing with cars on it. You KNOW a hurricane is coming and you can prepare or decide not to prepare. An earthquake or a tornado just hits outta nowhere (from what I know).

photodyer · Postby **photodyer** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 3:20 am

Seven months ago TODAY:

Don't put your deck in the [Fires of Salvation]

Postby zemanjaski » Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:37 pm • [Post 1]

Welcome to our new home gentlemen.

On a personal note, I would like to thank everyone for their care and support during the transition, and the fervour with which everyone has stood up for our brothers. Please do express gratitude to the stuff and members here who have not only taken us in, but given us a nice new place to hang out and be ourselves.

Those of you with access to MTGS, please notify the rest of the clan of the new home, either in the clan thread or through PMing those on your friend list.

Finally, I don't have posting or editing rights at the moment, so if anyone wants to start migrating my articles across for use on this fine
site (post them in the Standard forum), please by all means do so. I will be removing all over my user content from MTGS ASAP (might be a few weeks though I guess).

Thank you again to the MTGC Staff and Community.

In the spirit of the normal clan thread ~ I was pretty pissed off this morning, with all of this chaos going on. What do I find when I open my messages this morning? Sent to me at 4am, all the way from China, some pictures of Wolf-Girls business trip. Got to see some different sites, the hotel, some food etc. Also got a series of pictures of the shower, including demonstrations of how it works. So there, now I know.

Sometimes things are alright

Edit. Would you believe I meant to write "dick" instead of "deck" in the thread title, but I was thinking of UB Tempo brews

Helios · Postby **Helios** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 3:20 am

Awwwwwwwwww. All the bro love <3

Photo: Yep. 40-100. It's infuriating.

TBuzzsaw · Postby **TBuzzsaw** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 3:24 am

No true Californian really cares when an earthquake hits. It's always a "oh, another one" reaction. They last less than a minute so I rather deal with quakes than with hurricanes. I don't understand how people on the East Coast actually say they prefer hurricanes over earthquakes. When it's a free massage.

We're always on fire though. There's something always burning. I still remember it was so bad one time ten years ago that all of LA was covered in a sky of smoke and it rained ash for days.
Because unless you live in an area that's susceptible to flooding or built poorly (
see levies in New Orleans), you can hunker down and get through a hurricane with minimal damage or injury. Whenever I think of an earthquake I think of the 198* (88? 89?) World Series and that bridge collapsing with cars on it. You KNOW a hurricane is coming and you can prepare or decide not to prepare. An earthquake or a tornado just hits outta nowhere (from what I know).

Earthquakes are unpredictable, but 95% you don't feel them while 4% of the time it's a small shake that makes you stop and notice for a second before you continue on with what you're doing because it's nothing. The best time for them to hit is when you're with someone out of town. There were some British guys near me when one hit. The freaked the fuck out and ducked under the table while everyone else at the restaurant continued eating and chatting.

Jack · Postby **Jack** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 3:28 am

A bit less than 3 months ago today:

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POST 9999!!!!!!!!
:wink

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 3:31 am

I need to refresh my memory of some certain pictures. See you homos later (also Helios).

Helios · Postby **Helios** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 3:33 am

See you homos later (also Helios).

photodyer · Postby **photodyer** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 3:34 am

HaHaHa! I was laughing about the fact that you mentioned those pics in your inaugural post...I actually remember the PG-rated crop that you posted back in those early days!

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 3:36 am

Well you know, humble brags.

Also I'm terrible with editing.

Helios · Postby **Helios** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 3:42 am

Well you know, """"humble"""" brags.

Fixed that for you.

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 3:50 am

And to commemorate page 500, I quit my shit job today!

No, but really. I quit today.

Never have I felt so liberated!

(I have money saved up and jobs lined up, as well. So it is indeed a good time.

)

windstrider · Postby **windstrider** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 3:51 am

Well, I never would have predicted that a simple website could have impacted my life in such a way.

photodyer · Postby **photodyer** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 3:59 am

C'mon, get it straight, ws...it wasn't a simplie website, it was the SIMPLE MINDS running around here with you!!

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 4:01 am

21 to go...

Helios · Postby **Helios** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 4:04 am

And to commemorate page 500, I quit my shit job today!

No, but really. I quit today.

Never have I felt so liberated!

(I have money saved up and jobs lined up, as well. So it is indeed a good time. )

Grats! What's the next job?

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 4:06 am

And to commemorate page 500, I quit my shit job today!

No, but really. I quit today.

Never have I felt so liberated!

(I have money saved up and jobs lined up, as well. So it is indeed a good time. )
Grats! What's the next job?

Either Macy's or Target or a factory job making ambulances. Or possibly a paid slot at a church's worship team.

So many choices.

Helios · Postby **Helios** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 4:07 am

Sounds like you could do one of the above + church worship team and make bank.

photodyer · Postby **photodyer** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 4:10 am

All of the above sound better than mall small retail, Kaze...hours should be good at a big store for the holidays if you can land one of the more long-term jobs as a primary.

Helios · Postby **Helios** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 4:11 am

Target pays shits of money to those who work holidays. Fyi.

Self Medicated · Postby **Self Medicated** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 4:12 am

You could sell your semen... just a suggestion.

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 4:13 am

I'm likely to cashier at Target whilst doing the church deal. $50 bucks per service to play drums? A thing I do hours a day for free? So up for that.

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 4:14 am

You could sell your semen... just a suggestion.

I'm not sure the world is quite ready for my spawn, yet.

photodyer · Postby **photodyer** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 4:17 am

So James, with so much dependence on black removal at present and the lack of GY control, do you think Consuming Aberration could be viable as a wincon in a BU shell? Or is the meta too fast with too many chump options?

I had to get at least one more cheezy idea in before we flip the marker...

Helios · Postby **Helios** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 4:18 am

You could sell your semen... just a suggestion.
I'm not sure the world is quite ready for my spawn, yet.

My body is ready. #channelingSuga

windstrider · Postby **windstrider** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 4:19 am

C'mon, get it straight, ws...it wasn't a simplie website, it was the SIMPLE MINDS running around here with you!!

Oh, yes. We're all quite mad here.

Self Medicated · Postby **Self Medicated** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 4:21 am

I need a drink to stop the madness.

Maybe Ham can help me out and send me a bottle of hooch. He always seems to have one around.

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 4:22 am

We're never going to survive. Unless we go a little crazy.

Helios · Postby **Helios** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 4:23 am

SM your avatar appears to be broken.

photodyer · Postby **photodyer** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 4:23 am

C'mon, get it straight, ws...it wasn't a simplie website, it was the SIMPLE MINDS running around here with you!!
Oh, yes. We're all quite mad here.

windstrider · Postby **windstrider** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 4:24 am

I need a drink to stop the madness.

Maybe Ham can help me out and send me a bottle of hooch. He always seems to have one around.

"That's right, shithead! I'm gonna have another drink! And the reason I'm gonna have another drink is because the dogs are still barking in my head! Got it? I pay a psychiatrist a lot of money to stop the dogs from barking, but that shit doesn't work. It doesn't work!"
- Lewis Black

Edit: Jerry — that was my Halloween costume this year. I was the Mad Hatter's darker cousin, the Madder Hatter.

Helios · Postby **Helios** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 4:24 am

"Go a little crazy"? Psh. Been there, done that, ate the t-shirt.

Self Medicated · Postby **Self Medicated** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 4:25 am

SM your avatar appears to be broken.

You're the second person to say that. It's weird, because I can see my avy fine. Can everyone else see it?

Self Medicated · Postby **Self Medicated** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 4:25 am

Everyone wants to be #20000.

Helios · Postby **Helios** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 4:25 am

Google legitimately can't even download the image. It says "file not found".

photodyer · Postby **photodyer** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 4:26 am

I'll take this one...

BOOM! Actually I was shooting for 19999, but hello 20K!

Congratulations, members of the Fires of Salvation, for transforming from a little club thread into a growing center of knowledge in the MtG world.

And all hail Redthirst's flailing member, which doth smite all the weak posers that try to boast dominance over MOUNTAINS.

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