Dies to Removal

Persistence is more important than actual worth.

Yellow wristband material, right here.

If I can score myself 1 more Chandra, 2 Mutavaults and 3 YOLO Reckoners, I will defeat all who challenge me at FNM.

I'm Tier 4 and sarcasm and derision metaphorically seeps from everything I post.

I like candy.

Sarcasm is not always obvious when english is not your native and you're reading stuff instead of hearing it. Sorry fo' the shit drama.

I'm tier 2 and don't contribute jack shit


and i like it

My intelligence level is too low to contribute anything of worth.

We realized today that I'm playing a deck comprised of strong, powerful black women.

Me too. They just don't know it yet.

So I'm messing around with my servers...do we have any need for a ventrilo//teamspeak//mumble server? Just saw I had unused configs installed.

Second thing, I saw that dude is now doing orders for custom card sleeves. Anyone in for getting FOS sleeves with the flaming logo I did up from before? You can see it in red's MTGS sig:

I'm currently testing Extreme All-In Heroic Red.
It plays 12 lands. Yes, 12.
Playing only 1-2 mana spells except of Dynacharge's overload.
For some weird reason it works.

If the price is right and I get some income, I would be down.

I'm down with sleeves. Something more subtle than that though. Also, shirts ever gonna be a thing?

New Commander mechanic is called Tempting Offer...red, did you go to the Wizards headquarters? 'Cause there's only one thing that could be about.

Going to try this out:

[deck]Red Devotion[/deck]

...
nuwen can attest I literally JSUT came home with a mono red devotion build on my mind

this thing is crushing master of babes.

I'm playing baddiebelt raiders just for the lulz, ofc she should just be your mortars but hey 3 devotion and hammer makes it almost playable ;D


Nykthos, add 8 mana, play raiders, play mogis, /cackle

For a serious suggestion, I think 4 magmajets is pretty much required since this is a bit of a combo deck and it helps you dig for the nykthos or 4th land

What would you cut?

BTE is easily my worst card, but I need to keep the creature count high.

I'd move mortars to the SB just because I've never been a fan of it MB.

Its weird that chandra, best card in standard, also feels lackluster at times in this list because its just explosive combo and shes not part of that MB plan (better SB as well)

so

-3 Mortars
-1 Chandra

+4 Magma jets?

BTE is one of the best cards <___<

The whole reason the deck exists is to go Ash zealot/weird T2, BTE+Nykthos T3-> Fanatic, Chandra, Purphoros, extend hand.

You've been playing pyro red too long Z

G/B is pretty well positioned atm, for anyone that likes playing the Rock.

Reaper of the wilds doesnt give a shit about cute cards, and the removal for days helps.

Scavenging ooze is still good btw

Also golgari charm master of waves, bident of thassa=HUEHUE?

jesus putrefy hits goddamn everything too

I'd move mortars to the SB just because I've never been a fan of it MB.

Its weird that chandra, best card in standard, also feels lackluster at times in this list because its just explosive combo and shes not part of that MB plan (better SB as well)

so

-3 Mortars
-1 Chandra

+4 Magma jets?

BTE is one of the best cards <___<

The whole reason the deck exists is to go Ash zealot/weird T2, BTE+Nykthos T3-> Fanatic, Chandra, Purphoros, extend hand.

You've been playing pyro red too long Z

Good calls. I think I want the 3rd Chandra over the 3rd Purphoros because if you don't combo them, you need the Chandra to draw more cards and spend the mana. But maybe I'm just wrong, I haven't had a chance to test the deck at
all!

I do like the idea of Magma Jet, but I also like the idea of having maindeck wraths...

Yea Putrefy is criminally under-played for how good it is. Just needs a deck. You just may rather Hero's Downfall at that point.

POR QUE NO LAS DOS?

I'm down to two copies of Purphoros fwiw, Z.

I don't contribute jack shit

me either.

POR QUE NO LAS DOS?

Somebody give this man a cookie. I like how he thinks.

[deck]
4 Banisher Priest
4 Daring Skyjek
4 Dryad Militant
4 Imposing Sovereign
4 Judge's Familiar
4 Precinct Captain
4 Soldier of the Pantheon

3 Boros Charm
4 Brave the Elements
2 Spear of Heliod

4 Mutavault
11 Plains
4 Sacred Foundry
4 Temple of Triumph
[/deck]

I swear if i deal with another scrub telling me that red is not that hard to play and i need to play faster im going to flip the fuck out...

[deck]
Lands
4 Blood Crypt
3 Forest
3 Mountain
4 Overgrown Tomb
4 Stomping Ground
3 Swamp
4 Temple of Abandon

Creatures
3 Polukranos, World Eater
4 Scavenging Ooze
2 Sire of Insanity
4 Stormbreath Dragon
4 Sylvan Caryatid
2 Zhur-Tar Druid

Planeswalkers
3 Chandra, Pyromaster

Spells
2 Abrupt Decay
2 Dreadbore
4 Magma Jet
2 Mizzium Mortars
3 Read the Bones

Sideboard
3 Duress
1 Dreadbore
3 Golgari Charm
2 Mistcutter Hydra
1 Mizzium Mortars
3 Nylea's Disciple
2 Slaughter Games
[/deck]

damn Z's brewing up a storm tonight

I've thought about trying builds other than pyrored/pyroboros (though probably without YP and reckoner instead so i guess it's a midrangey boros?) but I can't stop playing this damn deck it's just perfect for me

I don't contribute jack shit

me either.

sure about that


Also, Z, why aren't those duresses thoughtseize?

Sonofa...

When I came home late from work tonight, the outside door was locked, so I could not get in. I knocked, the dog started barking and woke up my wife and son. My wife is now mad at me for waking them up. Apparently, I am an asshole for wanting to get into my own place.

Tube — I'm guessing because of the life loss. The three shocklands hurt enough.

Edit: And the removal suite takes care of almost everything else.

Because I want discard against BW and BR as well, but those decks can actually beat you down pretty hard. Against UW it just means I can't hit Aetherling and I'm not too fussed by that. I may be over thinking the life loss against the midrange decks though. I probably should run a better removal suite if that's a concern; more spells that hit Desecration Demon basically.

Actually I don't think Magma Jet is where I want to be as a 4-of; I like the scry 2 and that's it's not blank if Chandra flips it on an empty board; but I probably want -2 Jet, +2 Putrefy.

So I'm messing around with my servers...do we have any need for a ventrilo//teamspeak//mumble server? Just saw I had unused configs installed.

Second thing, I saw that dude is now doing orders for custom card sleeves. Anyone in for getting FOS sleeves with the flaming logo I did up from before? You can see it in red's MTGS sig:

I'd rather have sleeves with Thirst's sig pic here on DTR.

I would say so, but hitting a demon/baron/Ghostcouncil/Stormbreath seems fine enough. Your removal suite looks good enough to handle Soldier of the pantheon/precinct captain/lifebane/ other little dudes anyways.

Cool. Still working on UB Control because I'm not aware there are other control combinations.

Zeman I just realized we like the same kinds of decks. Everything I've ever played and done well with you brewed (and I stole).

The only form of control I'd ever play is UB, and if for some reason pyrored becomes bad that's what I'd play

You talk like there are other forms of control - I am confused.

I was only speaking theoretically. I play against people that say they're playing control but it always seems like I"M the one in control

...but I feel that way when I'm playing my red deck? Maybe I'm doing it wrong.

Boros Reckoner is the best Divination ever printed.

YP$ does a pretty good Lingering Souls impression.