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Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 12:11 am
by hamfactorial
What a scrub. Fat isn't water soluble, it's highly unlikely to leech into his beer.

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 12:15 am
by Khaospawn
What a scrub. Fat isn't water soluble, it's highly unlikely to leech into his beer.
I don't care what anybody tells me. Heineken is still sweet nectar of the gods.

ham, are you able to decipher and/or solve my OBS probem?

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 12:17 am
by Khaospawn
Or should I try Xsplit?

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 12:18 am
by hamfactorial
Laptop graphics cards are criminally weak, it's possible that OBS only works with DirectX 10 and your video card is lame and can't hang. What model of laptop do you have?

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 12:20 am
by Khaospawn
Laptop graphics cards are criminally weak, it's possible that OBS only works with DirectX 10 and your video card is lame and can't hang. What model of laptop do you have?
It's an....ASUS. Fuck if I know which kind. I bought it new in 2010.

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 12:21 am
by DroppinSuga
This UR deck is beast

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 12:23 am
by Khaospawn
This UR deck is beast
Get out.

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 12:26 am
by hamfactorial
Don't fight, mommy/daddy!

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 12:27 am
by Khaospawn
Don't fight, mommy/daddy!
Daddy will stop hitting Mommy when Mommy puts down the Delver deck and gets back in the kitchen!

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 12:31 am
by hamfactorial
Mommy plays Delver? I hope I was adopted.

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 12:32 am
by Khaospawn
Mommy plays Delver? I hope I was adopted.
You're actually my bastard son, ham.

Your last name is Snow...

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 12:33 am
by hamfactorial
I banged the best looking redhead on the show. gg?

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 12:34 am
by Khaospawn
I banged the best looking redhead on the show. gg?
You kneuw nuething, ham Snow!

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 12:35 am
by hamfactorial
Can you hear the creouws?

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 12:37 am
by DroppinSuga
IM GOING TO BEEAT YOU SENSELESS BOY

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 12:37 am
by Khaospawn
Is that a castle?

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 12:53 am
by Sasky
The guy at the store told me he doesn't drink Heineken anymore because he learned that the vats they use to brew are coated in lard.

Mmmmm.....lard.
I don't understand this. Is he Muslim or something? If so, he shouldn't even be near alcohol in the first place.

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 12:54 am
by hamfactorial
Is that a castle?
Is that what lords do to their ladies?

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 1:06 am
by Khaospawn
Is that a castle?
Is that what lords do to their ladies?
If you ever do me wrong, ham Snow.... *crazy look*

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 1:10 am
by DroppinSuga
Dem asses

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 1:35 am
by F.I.A
Stupid combo/synergy:
Burning-tree Emissary chain + Fanatic of Mogis + [card]Legion's Initiative[/card]

Difficult to pull off with the mana required, but stupid amount of damage potential. Bonus extra mana from Emissary can be used for creatures, burn, or an overloaded Mortars.
Unfortunately, that suggestion for sorcery speed like Mortars won't work, since those creatures will be returning at the start of the combat phase to make use of the mana. Still, I guess it can still curve out from BTE > Legion > Mogis for massive damage.

Edit: Speaking of Chandra, urgh, what's with this one on the main site? She looks like a bald girl with flames for hair!
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img]https://www.wizards.com/mtg/images/digi ... Header.jpg[/img]

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 1:41 am
by zemanjaski
The hair is not what gets my attention in that picture.

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 1:44 am
by Kazekirimaru
Chandra - such hard nipples they show through chainmail.

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 1:45 am
by hamfactorial
Lozlolol :gonk: what have we become?

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 1:46 am
by Khaospawn
we will never grow up!

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 1:52 am
by zemanjaski
"A guy I know, him and her... got. It. On!"
"No, they didn't"
"No, they didn't...but you can imagine what it would be like if they did?"

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 1:53 am
by DroppinSuga
Ass n titties

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 1:54 am
by hamfactorial
Her tits must feel like great, big, bags of... sand?

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 1:56 am
by Alex
Her tits must feel like great, big, bags of... sand?
Image

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 1:58 am
by zemanjaski
The fucking catalina wine mixer!

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 1:59 am
by photodyer
Damn, Suga...that turned out rather sweet if I do say so myself. Oh, the devolution into posting pictures with girlie parts... ;-)

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:06 am
by Jack
boobies

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:07 am
by dpaine88
So tonight at my LGS, I tested out Zem's Young Pyro build a few pages back.

I played against a friends B/U kinda control deck, GW Aggro, Naya Aggro.

I really just did not feel the powerlevel of the deck without Burning Tree. FireFist just feels so much better with BTE. The tokens from YP didn't seem to make a huge impact.

I'm sure the deck has an amazing Monored sligh matchup though.

Its most likely that it just isn't my style of deck but the power level did not feel there. Could be I didn't play enough games.

The Jolt was also pretty bad in most cases for me, especially without YP.

I think I am going to build around a Big Red/Boros deck that Zem suggested in a different thread.

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:10 am
by DroppinSuga
Damn, Suga...that turned out rather sweet if I do say so myself. Oh, the devolution into posting pictures with girlie parts... ;-)
It does look pretty sweet. :D

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:11 am
by zemanjaski
It's quite possible that it's the sort of deck that only appeals to those that are sick in the head like me.

I maindecked Hound of Gridelbrand and 4 Hellion Crucible dammit! Ill do anything!

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:16 am
by Christen
Or should I try Xsplit?
Open Broadcaster?

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:18 am
by dpaine88
I wonder if Young Pyromancer has a spot in Big Boros, seeing how we can't cast Ash Zealot/Frostburn Weird with Mutavault/Plains. YP's mana cost is a lot easier and we still have plenty of spells.

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:31 am
by F.I.A
At worst, Young Pyromancer will draw removals away from your more relevant creatures like Ash Zealot. Unlike a Goblin Piker, YP draws a lot of aggro that he will most probably be removed when you drop it, even if you don't run a lot of spells.

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:32 am
by Christen
[deck]BR Control-ish[/deck]

Not enough black sources? Not enough reach? I know something is missing here but I'm stumped.

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:34 am
by Kazekirimaru