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Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 2:58 am
by Kazekirimaru
Took me a second to remember what Tier I am.
Stupid little tier 3+ fucksticks.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:38 am
by zemanjaski
I'm god tier.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:44 am
by Khaospawn
I've pretty much done everything under the sun.
Buncha slackjawed faggots around here!
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:45 am
by Khaospawn
Z started out as an enchantment. And then when there were enough Red Mana symbols present ....
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:55 am
by zemanjaski
Pretty appropriate analogy.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:01 am
by zemanjaski
Chandra sure appreciates Scry.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:02 am
by Khaospawn
So brutal.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:03 am
by Khaospawn
Want. To. Play. Grindy Red Decks. Plzzzzz
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 5:16 am
by Jack
Why doesn't somebody make a "the great FoS shirt design" thread instead of just using Yarpus' one about magic?
Also, that somebody is not me.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 5:19 am
by Kazekirimaru
Why doesn't somebody make a "the great FoS shirt design" thread instead of just using Yarpus' one about magic?
Also, that somebody is not me.
viewtopic.php?f=75&t=1417
You're welcome.

Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 7:39 am
by RedNihilist
News from Kaze?
Kaze is prescribing himself escapism tactics a la Netflix, running, and food.
Good news are good.
In times like these, Kaze, I try to remember the best quote from Conan.
Dude: Conan! What is best in life!?
Conan: To crush your enemies! See them driven before you! And to hear the lamentations of their women!
I can't help but think of Khaos as him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoxMiZxN-F0
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 7:58 am
by Platypus
News from Kaze?
Kaze is prescribing himself escapism tactics a la Netflix, running, and food.
Running is great therapy, as is exercise in general. But I find running really great to clear my mind. Which is why I never run with music in my ears.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:46 am
by zemanjaski
4 Ash Zealot
4 Figure of Destiny
4 Grim Lavamancer
4 Young Pyromancer
1 Chandra, Pyromaster
3 Koth of the Hammer
4 Burst Lightning
4 Lightning Bolt
4 Magma Jet
4 Searing Blaze
4 Arid Mesa
4 Mutavault
4 Scalding Tarn
12 Mountain
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:18 am
by photodyer
As fair decks go, that is pure quality, James. A thing of mountain-driven beauty.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 10:27 am
by Platypus
Reprint Magma Jet dammit.
You know...it fits MaRo's comment from Monday's column:
"A card that could have been in Modern Masters"
Everybody's hoping for Thoughtseize, but Magma Jet...could it be?
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:24 pm
by PirateKingAtomsk
I'm not leveled up enough to few special forums

, will just have to wait I guess
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:59 pm
by DroppinSuga
I demand to be made tier 3!
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:01 pm
by Lightning_Dolt
Reprint Magma Jet dammit.
You know...it fits MaRo's comment from Monday's column:
"A card that could have been in Modern Masters"
Everybody's hoping for Thoughtseize, but Magma Jet...could it be?
That would be hilarious. Trololololololololololo!
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:18 pm
by redthirst
I demand to be made tier 3!
The only place you can officially demand to be made Tier 3 is in the Member Promotion thread in the Private forum.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:40 pm
by TubeHunter
You can't tell me what to do!
ANARCHY
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:59 pm
by DroppinSuga
I continue my stand for tier 3 here.
Now give me tier 3 or give me thirst's member again!
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:08 pm
by Khaospawn
I continue my stand for tier 3 here.
Now give me tier 3 or give me thirst's member again!
The conviction in this post brings a tear to my eye.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:16 pm
by Yarpus
It's not a tear, actually.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:21 pm
by Khaospawn
It's not a tear, actually.
It's just redthirst's penis. Again.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:33 pm
by hamfactorial
If redthirst ever went to prison, his bitches would tattoo little mushroom tips on their face. One for every time they've taken it in the mouth.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:36 pm
by Khaospawn
There isn't going to be enough room for all the tattoos.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:38 pm
by redthirst
Well, you have to consider how stretched-out their faces are going to be by then...
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:38 pm
by hamfactorial
There wasn't enough room in their mouth either, but he made it fit.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:39 pm
by Khaospawn
Possible art for potential Magma Jet reprint???

Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:40 pm
by redthirst
Dear God my boner.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:41 pm
by Khaospawn
There wasn't enough room in their mouth either, but he made it fit.
Muscles stretch, bones break. I'm sure they thanked him for it.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:42 pm
by hamfactorial
Possible art for potential Magma Jet reprint???

I just made a 1/1 elemental...
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:42 pm
by Jack
Actually, the beauty of it is that it stretches the mouth in so that there's room for all the tattoos.
...dammit, you both already thought of that
fuck slow mobile internet
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:43 pm
by redthirst
Get with the program freedom - we're Magma Jet hard right now.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:44 pm
by Khaospawn
I have a raging Scry right now..
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:46 pm
by TubeHunter
I refuse to respond to this conversation
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:46 pm
by redthirst
Magma Jet + Chandra = best midrange red deck eva!
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:47 pm
by Jack
I'd believe it. The art is a very literal representation of a jet of magma.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:49 pm
by Khaospawn
Hell, even the rack and thighs on the chick in the picture is boner-inducing.
I may be taking this too far. I don't care. I have no shame.
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:58 pm
by Self Medicated
I may be taking this too far. I don't care. I have no shame.
True, but you always have the shame hole.