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R/W burn shell, splashing black: [deck] 4 Monastery Swiftspear 4 Seeker of the Way 4 Hordeling Outburst 4 Chained to the Rocks 2 Banishing Light 4 Magma Jet 4 Searing Blood 4 Lightning Strike 4 Crackling Doom 4 Stoke the Flames Lands 22 4 Battlefield Forge 4 Bloodstained Mire 4 Nomad Outpost 6 Mount...

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Oh yeah, I just realized that I'm playing no monsters. lel

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Creatures 22 4 Elvish Mystic 4 Rattleclaw Mystic 4 Goblin Rabblemaster 4 Ashcloud Phoenix 4 Stormbreath Dragon 2 Purphoros, God of the Forge Walkers 4 2 Xenagos, the Reveler 2 Chandra, Pyromaster Spells 11 4 Hordeling Outburst 3 Magma Jet 3 Lightning Strike 1 Roar of Challenge Lands 23 4 Temple of ...

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That's how it goes. If they don't have the sweeper, they just flat out lose. It's going to take more than one Courser of Kruphix to stop Scrumper from attaining glory.

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Savage Knuckleblade is in the same boat as Mantis Rider . They can both only be played in those exact 3 colors. I don't expect either one to go higher than $5 ever again. Ashcloud Phoenix on the other hand has just one color requirement, and can therefore be played in multiple different decks. What...

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Idk, but I played 4 today. I guess I'll post the list I played. [deck] Creatures 22 4 Satyr Hoplite 4 Firedrinker Satyr 4 Akroan Crusader 4 Monastery Swiftspear 4 Foundry Street Denizen 2 Frenzied Goblin Spells 21 4 Dragon Mantle 4 Hammerhand 4 Titan's Strength 3 Coordinated Assault 2 Rouse the Mob ...

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Ran Rouse the Mob as a 2-of in my main today, and it put in some work. There were a couple times where they attempted to merely chump block one of my guys, and they effectively lost to the Trample damage. Also killed some Caryatids with it, which was nice.

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2nd place at Gameday with Boss Sligh. Game 3 of the finals I kept a 1 lander with 2 Dragon Mantle's and a Titan's strength. Scryed a non-land to the bottom before my draw step. Drew 9 cards before I hit my second land. Oh well. Probably can't play it again tomorrow, because everyone will just main b...

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In a midrange world arn't Frenzied Goblin and Arena Athlete extremely vital? I can't imagine why you wouldn't want to draw at least one in all those MUs, I havn't played the deck yet so can someone explain why are they 3/1 rather then 4/2 or at least 3/2 in the MD? I personally hate Frenzie Goblin,...

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You mean to tell me this isn't my personal blog? Trying to tell yall bout the future Mrs. Scroatles here.

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Rouse the Mob has been pretty decent to me in testing. I'm on a list thats only 1 or 2 maindeck cards different than Frank Skarren's though, and Tom Ross designed that deck with him or for him, can't remember. Thoughts on sideboarding Impetuous Sunchaser and Thunderous Might ? You obviously bring i...

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Also, after our first kiss, she mentioned that she was a bad kisser.

I said, "Well, I guess we'll just have practice more".

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I've decided on what to play at States, after my experience tonight at FNM. I played RW Burn, still not enjoying the deck, and got raped by Abzan Reanimator. A girl that I've went on a couple dates with decided to play in her first ever FNM, and for whatever reason she decided to borrow this other g...

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I have yet to actually sleeve it and play it at an FNM. Too busy testing other more serious shit.

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M8, did you just call my boy fat?

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It's actually fairly tempting for me to just take Ross's states deck to the GP, but Jeskai burn, too strong. I'm tempted to do the same. Speaking of that deck, anyone have access to SCG Premium who can send me the text from his article yesterday? The Brad Nelson one would be nice as well. Yeah, I'm...

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Mana could probably use some help, but it's only lost me 1 game so far out of 15. Had a Rider and a Cruise in my hand, and no blue until like turn 8. And on the basics, I haven't drawn more than 4 fetches yet, but I'm sure it's not a very good feeling. Mana Confluence Nomad Outpost Ideally, I'd like...

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Not sure if I'm running hot, or if I'm on to something... 8-2 against Abzan. [deck] Creature 16 4 Seeker of the Way 4 Mantis Rider 4 Hushwing Gryff 2 Ashcloud Phoenix 2 Stormbreath Dragon Spells 20 4 Lightning Strike 4 Jeskai Charm 4 Crackling Doom 4 Stoke the Flames 4 Treasure Cruise Lands 24 4 Mys...

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Gryff stops the lifegain, SBD blocks him all day long, and there are excellent white cards to exile that fucker. They play 1 card, and we have to spend 2 to even begin to deal with it. Playtest the matchup and you'll start to see why it's so miserable. I've been trying multiple different decks, and...

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I'll be pushing a hot knife into my skull if I don't find something to consistently win against Rhino.Dec within the next 2 days. So infuriating, to play around removal spells, and play a smart game, only to lose to triple Siege Rhino into Sorin or some shit. This feels worse than playing against Mo...

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For the most part. It was definitely a last minute addition while I was looking at the pool of available fliers, and I decided it was a good idea while I was super tired. Ignore it.

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Evolving Wilds is bad. Chained to the Rocks as early removal doesn't make up for the fact you'll lose more games to your manabase. Mountains are really bad when you want to cast Jeskai spells, or multiple spells in the same turn. Gryff turns off the ETB of Quickling... lol, I'm so bad at reading......

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Squidward is a character from Spongebob. You know what Devouring Light does hit, besides Stormbreath Dragon ? Everything. It hits Sarkhan. It hits Mantis Rider. It hits Siege Rhino. It does these things, when they are attacking you, which is something that Ride Down does not. I think it deserves tes...

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He also posted it on his Facebook. If you were a cool guy with cool friends you would have known that.

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Well, I just got annhilated in two mirrors on the DE. I am certainly doing something wrong. Feel free to watch and pick at my mistakes Round 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rxk29seolI Round 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw2Op4SE2Ng Laughed so hard when he had quad Mantis Rider . My thoughts:...

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2 Quickling 4 Mantis Rider 4 Hushwing Gryff 4 Ashcloud Phoenix 2 Stormbreath Dragon 1 Sarkhan, the Dragonspeaker 1 Chandra, Pyromaster 4 Chained to the Rocks 4 Lightning Strike 4 Jeskai Charm 4 Stoke the Flames 2 Dig Through Time 4 Mystic Monastery 4 Evolving Wilds 2 Flooded Strand 2 Temple of Epip...

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Welcome to Dies to Removal.

Where every post is shit, and Magic the Gathering doesn't matter.

Where are the Tom Ross smiley's? I need like, 3-4 different Tom Ross faces.

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Insomnious testing seems that this list may be actually working. I'd appreciate some feedback though. [deck] 4 Goblin Rabblemaster 4 Ashcloud Phoenix 4 Stormbreath Dragon 2 Purphoros, God of the Forge 2 Hammer of Purphoros 4 Chained to the Rocks 4 Raise the Alarm 4 Magma Jet 4 Lightning Strike 2 Hor...

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http://sales.starcitygames.com//deckdatabase/displaydeck.php?DeckID=74450 Fulk's new r/w walkers list Moves stormbreathdragon to main, plays seeker of the way in sideboard, switches out last breath for suspensionfield, plays more end hostilities. TradeWind, is that you? http://mtgtop8.com/search?pl...

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I can't seem to come up with a good Mardu deck which is frustrating. Have you tried simply combining all the best removal spells with the best fliers in the format? Ashcloud Phoenix , Butcher of the Horde , Stormbreath Dragon , Sarkhan, the Dragonspeaker . An article on SCG that I recently read men...

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The highest I ever got in League was last season, when I went on a losing streak and stopped caring. I then played like 20 games as Gangplank in a row, and eventually ended up at Plat 2. So strange. http://www.lolking.net/summoner/na/25011759 Haven't played in a while, mostly because there was MTG e...

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What was different than the reality?

Does anyone want to play on Cockatrice with me? I don't like playing with randoms on there, they always get mad at me for not knowing all the controls, and various other things since I have no idea how the program is supposed to work.

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Cockatrice has muddied itself with unnecessary separate releases. At any time you find yourself saying to your users "download this if you have version X, and this if you have version Y, and no, there's really no way to tell which version you have," then you've failed. That said, it's sti...

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Can't get it to work. Keeps coming up with an error. Oh well.

Have you downloaded the latest version?

http://www.woogerworks.com/index.php/weekly-builds

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If you want to go bigger you should probably just play Jeskai. I was just starting to realize this. If you are cutting 1's, 2's, and 3 drops and going bigger, that lets you play more lands that come in to play tapped, which means you don't really have any reason to not just play 3 colors. Freedom F...

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Finally my Palm's arrived

Now waiting for my Gryff's that will arrived from Germany

What is this? A picture for ants?

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I agree with Purp. At States, I found myself siding out Rabblemaster more than almost any other card. I was also siding out Arc Lightning a lot, but I feel like that card is necessary for certain matchups when they are spewing their hand of 1-drops. Rabblemaster is a good card in general, I just fin...

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Devouring Light ? 4-4 at States, but there were over 180 people at mine, and I still made top 64 to get into the prize pool, lol. Loss 1 came against a Jeskai Burn brew, he just drew it all, and my draws were poor, and then hit Dig into Dig. Loss 2 was against Abzan, won game 1, game 2 he gained ov...

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His list looks pretty good, but I'd change the sideboard a little.

Mostly just cutting the 2 Ride Down, the 1 Arc Lightning, and perhaps 1 of the Banishing Light to squeeze 3-4 Satyr Firedancer in there.

I have a personal hatred for Ride Down

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